Because that's how a real man does it. Just like how he never cries like a real man, and sticks his thumbs up his ass during auto-felacio like a real man.

save

path: 0 24007734, hotness: undefined, score: 7, children: 0

IcedRaktajino 6 points 5 months ago

Money can't buy taste.

save

path: 0 24006998, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 0

schwim 6 points 5 months ago

It takes a while for the big labels to come out with their "Human Douche" lines.

save

path: 0 24007148, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 0

certified_expert 2 points 5 months ago

Is this guy still "a thing"?

save

path: 0 24009520, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 1

jobbies 2 points 5 months ago

If you're talking about his micropenis then yes.

save

path: 0 24009520 24012583, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0

magnue 2 points 5 months ago

Gotta distract down that tiny chin somehow

save

path: 0 24012991, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0

Dr_Fetus_Jackson 2 points 5 months ago

Because if you're going to be a douchy bear be a douchy grizzly, I guess.

save

path: 0 24007819, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0

ukcasual

@lemmy.world

A friendly place to chat.

No politics please. Don't be a dick.

go to feed...

ukcasual

@lemmy.world

A friendly place to chat.

No politics please. Don't be a dick.

go to feed...