“Sloppenheimer:” Amazon Employees Mock the Company’s AI on Slack

4 months ago by Tony Bark to c/programmer_humor

Amazon employees have a Slack channel for memes where the mock and commiserate about the company’s faulty AI coding product.

Amazon founder Jeff Bezos believes that artificial intelligence is going to lead to unprecedented productivity gains which could result in cheaper food, housing, and two income households deciding that they no longer need two incomes. Internally, Amazon employees mock the company’s AI tools, refer to its output as “slop,” and joke about the company’s failed attempt to motivate employees to use AI tools effectively.

The memes are yet another example of the contrast between what AI companies say in public about its potential power and benefit versus the reality of how the people who help create these AI tools use and criticize them internally. Amazon employees told me about these memes after they saw my story last week about Google employees also internally sharing memes critical of Google’s AI tools.

“Now I have everything I need,” says the text over an image of a jet taking off in one meme posted by an Amazon employee. The jet is edited to carry the purple ghost logo for Kiro, Amazon’s AI-powered coding tool. “Narrator: He did not have everything he needed,” says the text over an image of a bunch of people left behind on the tarmac. I've recreated all the memes rather than share screenshots from the Slack channel in order to protect sources.

MaggiWuerze 67 points 4 months ago

Amazon founder Jeff Bezos believes that artificial intelligence is going to lead to unprecedented productivity gains which could result in cheaper food, housing, and two income households deciding that they no longer need two incomes.

Pretty sure This only applies if it is a two billionaire income household

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smeg 31 points 4 months ago
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Quetzalcutlass 13 points 4 months ago

I miss when machine learning was getting big. Communities were sprouting everywhere and making so many interesting demonstrations using it, and I mean genuinely interesting, not tech bro delusions. These were AI that could actually learn and improve themselves (albeit over thousands to millions of randomized iterations; they were still dumb as rocks compared to even the simplest animals), and stuff like genetic algorithms could brute-force discoveries that humans hadn't found even after decades of trying (for example, I believe a major hurdle in modeling protein folding was finally solved using these types of AI).

It was especially cool in the video game space. Hobbyists were doing crazy shit like getting an AI to reliably play a racing game while balancing vertically on the tip of the car the entire time, or setting up complicated mazes only for the AI to figure out how to cheat by launching onto the walls through physics engine exploits. AIs were making novel discoveries rather than just mimicking and piggybacking off of humanity like LLMs do.

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vrek 9 points 4 months ago

You would probably be interested in TAS. It's tool assisted speed runs, basically how fast can you setup a bot to beat a game. Celeste is especially impressive to watch, chaining frame perfect tricks back to back to back for the entire game.

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Quetzalcutlass 2 points 4 months ago

I love TAS! I used to follow a bunch of SNES TASsers back in the day; haven't really kept up with the more modern runs outside of the occasional GDQ event. There was a culture of "swag" that I enjoyed, where if something didn't cost any time then the TAS was encouraged to show off with it, or chain-spam cool stunts during waiting periods.

I kinda wish they'd stop focusing so much on arbitrary code execution though. ACE setups are interesting to explain but tedious to watch, and the payoff is whatever payload the TAS authors write, not game content. It's basically showing off a game mod, but since you're writing assembly code in the least user-friendly manner imaginable, most (with a few rare, incredible exceptions) are simple skips to the credits so the video is just the bot running around performing random actions until the game suddenly ends.

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vrek 3 points 4 months ago

One of the coolest examples I saw a few years ago was for an automated optical inspection. You would take a picture and identify all the critical features and then manually check like 50 parts, varied between good and bad and marking why the bad ones were bad. Afterwards just throw a part under the camera and it could accurately tell good from bad with about 99% accuracy(biased towards false failures). Granted it was about 35k just for the camera and software but still really impressive.

It could locate the part and rotate the image with no fixturing and each inspection was between 10-90 milliseconds depending on what features were being inspected.

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Sibbo 11 points 4 months ago

Such that women finally can go back to the kitchen and make food and babies? And be completely dependent on the income of the man again?

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django 10 points 4 months ago

As god intended.

/s

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generic_computers 9 points 4 months ago

Amazon founder Jeff Bezos is completely out of touch and just sounds like a moron

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mnemonicmonkeys 33 points 4 months ago

which could result in cheaper food, housing, and two income households deciding that they no longer need two incomes.

You know what is a better way to achieve this, Jeff? FUCKING PAYING YOUR EMPLOYEES A FAIR WAGE!!!

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anon_8675309 8 points 4 months ago

And paying taxes.

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Avicenna 21 points 4 months ago

it is not going to result in cheaper housing unless you pests stop buying houses in bulk as an investment or politicians grow a spine and bring an end to basic human rights necessities being investments.

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OneCardboardBox 17 points 4 months ago

I like that the response from Amazon was very obviously AI-written

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SparroHawc 16 points 4 months ago

Productivity gains haven't resulted in an increase in wages since the '70s, Bezos. Get your head out of the sand.

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sundray 12 points 4 months ago

"You're so right! I AM become death, destroyer or worlds! Great catch!"

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