Don't we all

10 days ago by cm0002 to c/funny

brownsugga 14 points 10 days ago

That gay cowboy is right

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VoteNixon2016 10 points 9 days ago

That and how leaving the lights on is speeding us toward the inevitable heat death of the universe

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silver 8 points 9 days ago

I had a borderline panic attack in 3rd grade after learning about all the ways the world could end completely randomly.

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sundray 8 points 9 days ago

I'm still worried about the sun exploding in five billion years. Why can we have it NOW?

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Mouselemming 3 points 9 days ago

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Krusty 2 points 9 days ago

You are made of sun.

Take me to the light.

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stolig 7 points 9 days ago

And quicksand

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Stern 3 points 9 days ago

And the fuckin Bermuda Triangle.

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Martineski 2 points 9 days ago

I was also scared of supernovas and meteors.

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Jankatarch 4 points 9 days ago

Well that and also bullying tbf.

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acockworkorange 2 points 8 days ago

Yeah. Fuck them motherfucking assholes. May they die slow, painful, and horrible deaths, may their offspring be barren and their line end.

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P1k1e 3 points 9 days ago

Oh man, I know right. I had a whole night of terror about it

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Meatwagon 3 points 9 days ago

I was also very worried about that. Telling me something else would kill me before then just made me more upset.

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Krusty 2 points 9 days ago

Lucky bastard.

For the rest of us it was when is dad coming back with a pack of smokes?

We're still fucking wondering!

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Lucidlethargy 2 points 9 days ago

Oh, you lucky motherfuckers who never feared for the children in China every goddamn night.

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Texas_Hangover 1 point 8 days ago

Back in my day, it was the children in Africa.

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Lumidaub 1 point 9 days ago

What's Ryan doing here?

I'm not complaining, far be it from me, just curious how to summon more Ryans saying random relatable stuff while being Ryan.

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