he likes green because golf

4 days ago by Karmanopoly to c/politicalmemes

henfredemars 77 points 4 days ago

The algae multiplied. Who could have predicted they would do that? It was an entirely novel strategy.

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Town 18 points 4 days ago

I don't know what you mean, he stopped testing and the numbers went down.

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echodot 6 points 3 days ago

This damn single celled organism is just far too intelligent for the trump administration.

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jaybone 5 points 4 days ago

R E P R O D U C T I O N

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BradleyUffner 5 points 4 days ago

How could algae have learned to multiply? We're eliminating the department of education to prevent problems like this from reoccurring in the future.

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Mouselemming 62 points 4 days ago

The other bodies of water in this picture are what interest me. Both the Pond and the Tidal Basin look bluer, showing what it would have looked like. Now it's the color of grift.

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rustydrd 34 points 4 days ago

They're probably also deeper, which both provides a less ideal environment for algae to grow and also looks bluer despite algae that might be growing. The water in the tidal basin is also moving and has water naturally flowing in and out. The reflecting pool does not have that and needs to be shallow so that water movement is minimized to create the reflection it's supposed to give.

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Mouselemming 8 points 4 days ago

Yes the Basin is more "wild," fair enough.

The Pond is also shallow and manmade, with a similar water system, so it's a truer comparison.

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Rooskie91 3 points 3 days ago

I'm not sure if it changed, but the reflecting pool was modified to be fed by the tidal basin during Obama's presidency.

https://en.wikipedia.org/...

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Sylvartas 2 points 4 days ago

Still quite deeper I think

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the_riviera_kid 40 points 4 days ago

Next week these idiots will be saying "It's supposed to be green" so that dont have to admit they voted for a fool.

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TrickDacy 8 points 4 days ago

Why would they wait until next week?

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flying_sheep 1 point 3 days ago

The talking points need to percolate through Fox News until they all know what opinion they're supposed to have.

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Smaile 2 points 4 days ago

only to show themselves as one instead, truely one of the bigglyist of plays.

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siravious 38 points 4 days ago

I’d rather vote for the algae too

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PhoenixDog 11 points 4 days ago

At least Algae is useful.

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Damage 37 points 4 days ago

Algae produce a shitload of oxygen, so it's super eco-friendly

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pupbiru 13 points 4 days ago

i guess that’s 1 way to get him to do whatever it takes to change it

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Tollana1234567 5 points 3 days ago

except it causes a feedback, eutrophication effect. teh algae dieback, and the consumption of oxygen by bacteria when the alge decomposies causes deadzone in the water. this is not that bad, since its manmade and not connected to another natural water system.

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cattywampus 26 points 4 days ago
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JasonDJ 26 points 4 days ago

Yet still not as shocked as that pool is gonna be.

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cattywampus 7 points 4 days ago
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Jiral 25 points 4 days ago

Isn't it a bit late for St. Patrick's Day?

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subverted_per 10 points 4 days ago

Or it's early.

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KalSeth 19 points 3 days ago

I don't understand why they don't paint it yellow? The green algae and the yellow paint will make it look blue.

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BarneyPiccolo 16 points 3 days ago

Check out Van Gogh over here, mixing colors.

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Karmanopoly 11 points 3 days ago

Einstein over here

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Doomsider 3 points 3 days ago

Type shit

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echodot 9 points 3 days ago

shit

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lightsblinken 3 points 3 days ago

"hooray, we did it?"

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reddit_sux 18 points 4 days ago

It's green because Iran's flag has green and Iran's a winner.

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vpol 12 points 4 days ago

Can’t wait for the Wikipedia page.

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NotAnotherLemmyUser 15 points 4 days ago path: 0 24332541 24333444, hotness: undefined, score: 15, children: 1
vpol 14 points 4 days ago

Definitely should be a conflict-style page about algae vs Trump war.

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mech 9 points 4 days ago

What do you expect when you give the contract for installing the water purification system to a company called Greenwater Services?

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shweddy 8 points 4 days ago

Are those green patches of grass to the north the patches that had "8647"?

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jaybone 2 points 4 days ago

Wasn’t that on a beach?

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shweddy 7 points 4 days ago

Nope

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RaphaelSchmitz 1 point 2 days ago

Wait why the "I did that"? I thought the 86 47 was like 86 as a verb to mean "end" and 47 to mean the 47th president. He wouldn't paint the message to kill him himself right?

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shweddy 1 point 2 days ago

Thats how I found it

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pupbiru 5 points 4 days ago

it was also recently somehow etched into grass somewhere around the whitehouse… like the grass was killed or dried or something

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Kcap 8 points 3 days ago

Chlorophyll? More like Bore-o-phyll!

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adarza 7 points 4 days ago

looks like a mini-putt, with a giant hole on the end that he'd still miss by a mile.

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BigBenis 6 points 3 days ago

Thanks, Obama.

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BarneyPiccolo 4 points 3 days ago

I hear green was his favorite color. Very popular with Muslims, y'know.

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BarneyPiccolo 6 points 3 days ago

"It's American Flag Green, exactly what I wanted. You can't find that color in nature. It's beautiful."

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Bakkoda 5 points 4 days ago

So painting a pool a dark color which will increase the water temperature encouraged algae to grow? You'd have to be some kinda scientist or psychic to know that would happen.

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corbindallas 5 points 4 days ago

alge is always greener on the other side

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replicat 5 points 3 days ago

Gotta love the 2 other comparably sized pools in this image that don't have the alge.

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FreddiesLantern 4 points 4 days ago

Time to pay the algae reparations buddy.

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Marthirial 4 points 4 days ago

That's what's happens when the swamp promises to drain the swamp. MORE SWAMP MOFOS!

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SaharaMaleikuhm 4 points 3 days ago

Algae are cool.

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BlindPenguin 4 points 3 days ago

That must be this "American Blue" they're all talking about

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redparadise 4 points 4 days ago

The grass is always greener on the othe- wai what..?

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Impractical_Island 3 points 3 days ago

Shit is as green as my dick after a night of watching my man Randy Savage with the missus, and the obvious aftermath of such things.

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DandomRude 3 points 4 days ago

Yet another symbol of the state of the U.S. The MAGA folks are pretty good at that. Take this ridiculous military parade, the absurd cage fight in front of the White House, that goddamn ballroom—and the list goes on and on....

It’s truly unbelievable that, with all this stupid nonsense, they don’t realize how ridiculous and dim-witted they are. But hey, what else can you expect from this clown show....

In a way, it’s almost a good thing for the world, because it really makes it crystal clear just how uncivilized these wretched fascists are.

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ranzispa 3 points 4 days ago

I thought adding chlorine to a pool wouldn't be that difficult...

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stringere 4 points 4 days ago

They added bleach and peroxide. On their own, each can combat algae even though there are better ways. Together, they make eachother less effective.

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Speculater 1 point 4 days ago

Don't they straight up neutralize one another?

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Tollana1234567 1 point 3 days ago

but they were using gallon jugs, and dint look like they dumped a large amount either.

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stringere 1 point 3 days ago

To be sure, their efforts were both inept and ineffective for the scale of the issue.

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rangber 3 points 4 days ago

Can someone confirm if the pool was being fine before the "renovation"?

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VelvetPinkOtter123 17 points 4 days ago

It was not fine

The pool has had a history of bad filtration and would cost a lot to fix it, which is why it was never really fixed

On one hand it looks like shit but on the other hand who cares? Big picture, this isn't a major issue worth sinking a bunch of money into

But Obama did try to invest some money into fixing it but that was also a failure in that nothing really changed. Obama spent "a lot" of money and got basically no results

So Trump, trying to be better than Obama, has taken it upon himself to fix it. Except, Trump can't seem to do literally anything right and so now it's actually worse than it was

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BarneyPiccolo 2 points 3 days ago

So Trump, trying to be better than Obama, has taken it upon himself to fix it.

That's just the rationalization. The real reason he "fixed" it, was because it was a classic real estate developer kickback scheme. That's his bread and butter - get a big contract, do as little as possible for as cheap as possible, and split the profit with whomever gave you the contract.

He's now graduated to being by the guy who hands out the contracts, and gets the kickbacks. That's why he's doing all the renovation and construction projects. The Ballroom, the Arc De Trump, the Reflecting Pool, etc., all kickback schemes.

The Kennedy Center was going to be his entertainment propaganda center, but when EVERYBODY cancelled, he announced a 2 year renovation - another kickback scheme - but the court stopped it.

Oh, and these projects tend to go over budget, which is all profit.

THAT'S why he did it, not to fix Obama's supposed failure. We don't even know if it's true, since the only information comes from the government. It might have been working just fine, but Trump is always going to say that he rescued the world from certain disaster...in two weeks.

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Smaile 1 point 4 days ago

hope donald get killed by a mosquito

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echodot 1 point 3 days ago

So he painted the bottom a different colour? I'm unclear about how exactly that was supposed to help.

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BarneyPiccolo 3 points 3 days ago

It didn't help. The "paint" is now peeling off in giant sheets.

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echodot 6 points 3 days ago

Oh yes properly applied waterproof paint is known to do that after a week of use.

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Tiger666 4 points 3 days ago

$14 million no bid worth.

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Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In 1 point 3 days ago path: 0 24343429 24344950 24350557, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 1
BarneyPiccolo 2 points 2 days ago

The biggest vandal in DC is Trump.

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wowwoweowza 1 point 3 days ago

I may turn this into a t-shirt

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Cruxifux -6 points 4 days ago

Honestly, who gives a shit? I’m so much more worried about global and local changes he’s making. I couldn’t give less of a fuck about the colour of the dumbass whitehouse pool.

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Fishy 43 points 4 days ago

It’s an easy symbol to help people get out of the cult.

Is it important? No. Is it useful? Yes (if presented to the right people and not used as a circlejerk)

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pupbiru 5 points 4 days ago

importantly, it’s a very simple and visual representation of the spectacular incompetence

(i was going to add undeniable but i’ve seen that the cult is trying to say that “the radical left” sabotaged it by introducing the algae)

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Mouselemming 15 points 4 days ago

First, it doesn't belong to the White House or Trump. It's there for literal and metaphorical reflection on what it means to be America, with specific reference to Lincoln and Martin Luther King. Second, I'm sure a bunch of the public money from this project landed in Trump's pocket. Third, it's just another failure, in the one area he's supposed to have had experience in before running for President.

Unlike his moral failures that appall us every day, we can laugh at this one.

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jaybone 1 point 4 days ago

Third, it's just another failure, in the one area he's supposed to have had experience in

Pool maintenance?

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Mouselemming 4 points 4 days ago

Knowing how pools work and don't work in general is part of Real Estate

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jaybone 2 points 4 days ago

Trump probably gets the basic formula:

“Pay Mexican guy” => “pool look good”

But I bet he fucks around on the “pay” part.

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SillyDude 2 points 4 days ago

He doesn't know shit about real estate. He only knows how to grift and con, real estate is just one of the many ways he's been doing that. There are two things going on in trumps head, who can he scam and how, and then teenage girls nipples.

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Mantzy81 1 point 3 days ago

Trump the pool boy

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fahfahfahfah 5 points 4 days ago

*lincoln memorial pool

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TrickDacy 1 point 4 days ago

Ok. Well for people who care about patterns, him adding to the pattern of incompetence is worth mentioning.

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Hominine 1 point 4 days ago

Were it not for the money and the grift I'd be pretty unconcerned also; maintaining a pool to look at in the middle of a swamp is supremely stupid.

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