Kevin O’Leary Pleads With Locals to Allow His Massive Data Center If He Shrinks It Down to the Size of One Manhattan

9 hours ago by Viking_Hippie to c/nottheonion

A nettled Kevin O'Leary agreed to scale back his huge data center facility to the size of just one Manhattan after pressure from lawmakers.
popekingjoe 109 points 9 hours ago

Fuck you O'Leary.

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atomicbocks 5 points 3 hours ago

I still haven’t forgiven him for The Learning Company and Brøderbund.

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SeeMarkFly 51 points 9 hours ago

Don't ask what a data center can do for you, ask what YOU can do for a data center

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Steve 31 points 9 hours ago

For anyone curious, Manhattan is just under 23 square miles (59 square kilometers)

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Viking_Hippie 34 points 8 hours ago

Which is roughly

10971 football fields

3933333 parking spots

14640199 king size beds

5624404194 iPhone 12s or

7994579946 chocolate bars

#AnythingButMetric #Im32DonutsTall

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CannonFodder 5 points 6 hours ago

Are we talking regular parking spots, or Costco parking spots? And what kind of chocolate bars?

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Viking_Hippie 1 point an hour ago

Regular and Almond Joy.

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chocrates 4 points 4 hours ago

This is America, how many burgers?

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Viking_Hippie 2 points an hour ago

Between two and three trillion.

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Nomecks 4 points 8 hours ago

Roughly 1 Bermuda

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rockSlayer 6 points 7 hours ago

The biggest standard rack I could find has the dimensions of 19 inches wide, 90 inches tall, 47.2 inches deep. Height isn't super important for floor usage, so a rack takes up 896.8 square inches or 74.73 6.2 square feet. A 4U server chassis holds roughly 10 drives, and can fit 12 chasses in a 48U rack.

This datacenter can hold a maximum of 8,580,264 130,398,967 racks holding 1,029,631,680 15,647,876,040 drives. Assuming 4TiB drives, that's a total of 3.84 68.82 Zebibytes of data. The entirety of the Internet has roughly 148.23 Zebibytes.

This new, smaller datacenter will hold approximately 2.56% 46.43% of all the data in the world.

Edited for accuracy

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r4venw 7 points 6 hours ago

I dont want to be that guy but 896.8 square inches is actually 6.22 square feet

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rockSlayer 2 points 5 hours ago

No you're totally right, I didn't do math correctly. It's way bigger

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4am 3 points 5 hours ago

There are 4U server cases that hold 77 3.5” hard drives, and you could rig up empty cases with NAND of various forms and get even more density, if you could keep cooling under control.

Also, most datacenters will not use 4TB disks, you would use giant 20TB enterprise disks (for spinning rust) or 8TB enterprise SAS or nVME drives. You will lose some of that capacity to redundancy though, as RAID and region replication takes place.

So total capacity, minus disk first losses (so *0.85 as a rule of thumb) and then divide by the redundancy (probably / 3)

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rockSlayer 2 points 5 hours ago

Realistically there's going to be a mixture of cpu compute, gpu compute, storage, and general purpose. I feel like 10 drives per chassis is a decent average, and I intentionally used 4TiB to illustrate this truly absurd proposal.

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The_Helmet_Stays_On 26 points 9 hours ago

No

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phoenixarise 20 points 7 hours ago

I hope he loses his wealth for this.

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neukenindekeuken 7 points 4 hours ago

Sure, but he wont. That's not how money works for these people.

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corbindallas 18 points 5 hours ago

Live in the data center you fucking cock

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mereo 17 points 8 hours ago

If the US had a long term vision and totally embraced renewable energy, it wouldn't have this problem.

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ech 13 points 7 hours ago

It'd be better, but selling that much land for this bullshit is still unconscionable.

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Catoblepas 17 points 9 hours ago

How much land could the public possibly need? You already have one Manhattan!

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Viking_Hippie 14 points 8 hours ago

Utah doesn't, though, and that's where he's proposing building it.

I'm actually slightly surprised that there's still any part of Utah and non-Vegas Strip Nevada NOT owned by the Mormon church left tbh..

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Bristlecone 1 point 2 hours ago

Utah has lost more than you think, they just have the whole system rigged to their advantage and a good chunk of the populace willing to do anything for them. I wish they all realized how much these Christians in this movement hate them though. If they actually were to succeed in bringing themselves of any other targets they would go after Mormons instantly

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Formfiller 17 points 7 hours ago

I hope the Mormons tear him limb from limb

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DarkCloud 15 points 8 hours ago

They shouldn't even be letting him breath. The debate should be do billionaires deserve to live. Fuck their data centers. Exterminate the enemy.

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GreenKnight23 12 points 6 hours ago

I hope he has a long healthy life being poor enough to barely survive.

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DaddleDew 11 points 8 hours ago

Kevin, if you shrank it to 90% the size of a normal penis you would have just enough room in your underwear for it.

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green_goglin 6 points 2 hours ago

Eat shit, Kevin.

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