Saved by the Dragon

2 months ago by Optional to c/tumblr

neidu3 93 points 2 months ago

She was supermodel levels of gorgeous

I choose to believe this refers to the dragon

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Kowowow 49 points 2 months ago

Miss frizzle on her off days I guess

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tuxiqae 1 point 2 months ago

Either that or the IRL version of Khaleesi

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trainsrkool 23 points 2 months ago

what the fuck!? when I worked fast food all WE got through our drive thrus at night was drunks, super karens, and drunk super karens

now im salty hehe

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 2 months ago

Were you open after 2?

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WaterSword 21 points 2 months ago

I think art might be their strong suit that drawing is really nice!

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qarbone 17 points 2 months ago

They could be even better at swordfighting, making that their strong suit. So you see, whether or not the pen is mightier then the sword depends on which is your strong suit.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 2 months ago

Uh, mine is cups. Little help?

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qarbone 2 points 2 months ago

Best I can do is $3.50

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zedgeist 20 points 2 months ago

The boob dragon jealously guards its hoard of wealth

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Swedneck 16 points 2 months ago

that's cool but please don't fucking endanger animals like this, i detest seeing people with pets just loose inside the car, that thing's gonna turn into a missile if you have to brake hard or get into a crash.

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besmtt 5 points 2 months ago

Yes!! Every time I see a dog's head sticking out a vehicle window I think about what would happen to their neck if they got into a crash.

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toynbee 7 points 2 months ago

I mean, fair, but what bothers me is people who drive with their dogs in their lap. That's dangerous for everyone involved.

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explodicle 3 points 2 months ago

Humans don't get what it's like to stick your head out of the run machine and smell everything in town at once. They invented goddamn Cerebro and can't even use it.

So I'd imagine, because I'm not a dog.

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0ops 12 points 2 months ago

That would totally make my month honestly

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 8 points 2 months ago

Me too. So like, I still remember the day a classmate brought kittens to class in high school. That made my next decade and a half (because one of them chose me, rode around in my jacket all day and came home with me. that is kind of cheating).

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jlow 4 points 2 months ago

What does "killing myself cancelled" mean?

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samus12345 12 points 2 months ago

"The plan I had to kill myself is canceled."

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jlow 3 points 2 months ago

How did I not parse this, lol.

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Sylvartas 4 points 2 months ago

This is unironically so much better than AI "art"

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