Dat README.md doe

3 months ago by cm0002 to c/programmer_humor

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JakenVeina 16 points 3 months ago

When Sovereign Citizenship meets programming.

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dbx12 16 points 3 months ago

There is "out there", "bat-shit crazy" and.... This.

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python 15 points 3 months ago

Damn, that's top-tier schizoposting

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satanmat 7 points 3 months ago

Someone forgot to take their meds

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MrSoup 11 points 3 months ago

This is a post on its Twitter linked in its Github:
https://nuku.trabun.org/...

What the hell.

Any other website linked in its Github doesn't work expect one which is too broken to be a mistake:
https://montidroid-com.l.ink/

And this seems to be him lol (first result of searching his name and birth):
https://mugshots.com/...

Edit:
This readme was too weird not to look him up, like what's he even up to?

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AnAmericanPotato 8 points 3 months ago

That mugshot of from 2011, probably before he was "declared a Non-Jurisdictional Sovereign Entity under the strict protocols of the Monti Act of God Phenomenon."

I'm sure it will protect him next time. I mean, it's irrevocable!

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MonkderVierte 3 points 3 months ago

Non-Jurisdictional Sovereign Entity under the strict protocols of the Monti Act of God Phenomenon

Fancy wording for "under gods law, i'm free"?

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LiveLM 2 points 3 months ago

So it's someone in w/ mental health issues falling deep into the AI psychosis hole. That's sad.

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JakenVeina 2 points 3 months ago

Lol, he straight-up looks like Patrick Bateman.

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mbp 1 point 3 months ago

Real life Donnie Darko

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rmuk 9 points 3 months ago

So this guy just forked another project - Proton's Chatbot app of all things - and the only thing that's changed is the readme has a bunch of schizophrenic time cube sovereign citizen diarrhea. Some choices were made here, that's for sure.

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WhyJiffie 1 point 3 months ago

if you look at the github profile, probably its wholly AI driven

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db2 6 points 3 months ago

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baggachipz 2 points 3 months ago

Time is a flat circle

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