I wish all vents in real life were as big as the ones in games/tv, just enough to crawl through

3 months ago by Remy Rose to c/monkeyspaw

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Mr_Wobble 13 points 3 months ago

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WaxiestSteam69 7 points 3 months ago

Came here to say this. In the first Mission Impossible movie the ducts were cleaner than a surgical suite.

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snooggums 7 points 3 months ago

Don't forget all the sharp cut edges that are bent inwards and screws that go inwards where pieces are connected!

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MxRemy 2 points 3 months ago

I think since I foolishly neglected to specifiy, that'd be entirely up to whatever the worst option is lol

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zero_spelled_with_an_ecks 5 points 3 months ago

Granted. You have somebody crawling through your vents now.

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RedMari 4 points 3 months ago

Granted, all vents are now the size that they appear to be on a 29" tv

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qarbone 3 points 3 months ago

Granted. All humans now shrink to an average size that fits in the smallest air vents.

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thesohoriots 3 points 3 months ago

Wish granted. You are now caked-up as a tiramisu and can’t fit.

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MxRemy 2 points 3 months ago

Omg! This went way better than could possibly have been expected haha

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