Nigerian priest tries to part the sea like Mozes

a month ago by stumu415 to c/videos

Imgonnatrythis 61 points a month ago

He shouldn't give up. Probably took mozes a few tries. History books often skip over those kind of details.

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philanthropicoctopus 20 points a month ago

I'm cracking up at the idea of Moses's community watching him like "see that, he's at it again. Its been 3 weeks now"

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Protoknuckles 57 points a month ago

Different people need this man's confidence.

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random_character_a 39 points a month ago

Confident stupid are actually very dangerous

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Protoknuckles 8 points a month ago

That's exactly my point, actually.

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Duamerthrax 7 points a month ago

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cazssiew 2 points a month ago

Does he remind anyone else of the bad guy in The Mask?

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whyNotSquirrel 2 points a month ago

i still hâve nightmare with him in it

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LibertyLizard 10 points a month ago

Eh... maybe if it was split between multiple people. I don't think anyone needs this much confidence.

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krashmo 5 points a month ago

How much confidence does it take to walk into the ocean? The stakes seem pretty low to me. Now, if that had been a furnace like that other Bible story then we'd be cooking, literally and metaphorically.

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ShinkanTrain 5 points a month ago

Me about to pet the shit out of some lions

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wonderingwanderer 2 points a month ago

What confidence? He didn't even see it through. God would have parted the sea for him if he had held his ground. He just didn't have enough faith, that's all.

(/s)

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deft 44 points a month ago

Almost had it

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NoFearFrontier 32 points a month ago

Faith issue

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MidsizedSedan 12 points a month ago

Need to get this guy on the case

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psx_crab 21 points a month ago

I see no Beyblade, that's the reason he failed.

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brackled 14 points a month ago

He was weak of faith... Should have stood his ground with true faith, only then would it have parted but the devil prayed on his lack of conviction and made him run /s

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zarkanian 1 point a month ago

Who would the devil pray to?

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Honytawk 13 points a month ago

Neptune said no

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klugerama 12 points a month ago

Clearly didn't have enough faith. He should keep trying.

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Avicenna 12 points a month ago

Instead of parting it he should have tried to convert it

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whyNotSquirrel 3 points a month ago

yololololo?

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Avicenna 2 points a month ago

the one and only

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huquad 10 points a month ago

You have been weighed, you have been measured...

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AstralPath 9 points a month ago

Imagine the rip just pulled him out to sea, never to be seen again? Yikes.

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flightyhobler 5 points a month ago

A for effort

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Mulligrubs 3 points a month ago

If only he had cut off his foreskin! God really hates those.

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Hux 2 points a month ago

Nature vs nurture…

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Lemminary 2 points a month ago

Nature vs delusion

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slickgoat 1 point a month ago

It was worth a shot.

I watched it to the end to see if he could do it. That's where I am now.

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OpenStars 0 points a month ago

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Bebopalouie 0 points a month ago

Snicker.

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