Anon plays Skyrim

a month ago by 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 to c/greentext

rtxn 42 points a month ago

Some elders showed him tiktok and he spent the next thousand years scrolling.

From Alduin's perspective, not a minute before that scene, he was fighting the humans who had just insulted his nonexistent mother and called him a mortal, finite, temporary bitch, of course he started blasting.

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Saapas 16 points a month ago

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Hupf 4 points a month ago

Joke's on him if he's as short-tempered as Anhaedra.

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TubularTittyFrog 7 points a month ago

I never played Skyrim.

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nullspace 13 points a month ago

Todd will visit you in your sleep.

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FenrirIII 6 points a month ago

Have you ever been to the Cloud District? I thought not.

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BitUnWise 5 points a month ago

Nobody knew at that point that the player character was the dragonborn yet, right?

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