Selling shovels

3 months ago by VetOfTheSeas to c/linkedinlunatics

movies 165 points 3 months ago

Dude’s a copywriter and can’t use “it’s” properly. Grammar must be less important when you’re making 400k a month.

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SomeoneSomewhere 30 points 3 months ago

"It's" is a valid contraction of "it has".

Edit: glossed over the other "it's"... doh.

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bitwise 66 points 3 months ago

"But not many people know how to use it to it's full advantage"

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SomeoneSomewhere 17 points 3 months ago

Missed that one...

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 3 months ago

It's nice to see them all

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giacomo 2 points 3 months ago

this is why I hate its vs it's. if "it" was Dave, it would be to Dave's full advantage.

this shit will likely never make sense to me.

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prole 5 points 3 months ago

You only do "it's" for "it is".

The rest are "its". That simple. You don't do it for possession with "it".

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SystemDisc 3 points 3 months ago

If you can replace “it’s” with “it is” or “it has” it needs an apostrophe. If you can’t, because it’s a possessive pronoun showing ownership, there’s no apostrophe.

“It’s a good day.”/“It’s been a good day.”

vs

“Its day was good.”

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baines -2 points 3 months ago

because english is a trash language but pedants enjoy gatekeeping too much

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blitzen 19 points 3 months ago

Sure. Not here, though.

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himezero 13 points 3 months ago

Other it’s. Some would say people don’t know how to use “it” to its fullest advantage.

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Axolotl_cpp 3 points 3 months ago

"It has helped me..." doesn't sound quite correct to me but i am not a native speaker so i may be wrong

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tacosanonymous 8 points 3 months ago

English speakers use has/have/had to signify perfect tenses, meaning the actions are completed but have effects that continue.

So past perfect: It had helped me. Present perfect: it has helped me.

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OfCourseNot 3 points 3 months ago

No. 'Has helped' is the present perfect.

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Axolotl_cpp 1 point 3 months ago

Thank you!

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psud 2 points 3 months ago

I think he's settled on just always using an apostrophe, and isn't really a copy writer

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gramie 1 point 3 months ago

As noted grammarian Dave Barry notably said, the purpose of an apostrophe is to alert the reader: "look out, an 's' is coming!"

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schipelblorp 1 point 3 months ago

But it isn't!

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explodicle 6 points 3 months ago

Scammers have been filtering this way for decades.

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prole 5 points 3 months ago

1000% this guy just uses an LLM

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Juice 4 points 3 months ago

This is broing but it mkaes me $400,000K a munth an 90 present margarines
Copyediting.

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HerbGrower 2 points 3 months ago

Retiring after a couple months sounds pretty sweet tbh.

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Juice 1 point 3 months ago

It's easy! All you have to do is figure out a way to automate an entire industry of professional workers. The middle class hates this one weird trick

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Valmond 104 points 3 months ago

Ad: Send me 50€ and learn how to play the guitar!

If you send 50€:

"Thank you for the 50€, now don't forget to learn how to play the guitar."

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saltnotsugar 54 points 3 months ago

I make over 73 cents a month staring at the sidewalk as I walk to work. With 3 easy payments of 59.99 I can show you how.

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toynbee 2 points 3 months ago

I have two things to say to you.

I once unexpectedly saw my username embedded in the ground while staring at the sidewalk walking home from work and ...

Once my cousin confused the salt and sugar while visiting my childhood home and accidentally sugared her spaghetti. I don't think she finished it.

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sp3ctr4l 50 points 3 months ago

... how... does copywriting... have ... margins?

What are you classing as expenses?

You need an AP Style Guide, and your brain, and working eyes and fingers and a keyboard mouse and computer.

Wtf are margins?

You have an ongoing regular cost?

... this is a guide on how to set up some kind of LLM to do your copywriting, isn't it?

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Robust_Mirror 26 points 3 months ago

He's also accidentally claiming expenses in the realm of 40k a month. Even the most expensive llm don't need that.

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bitjunkie 4 points 3 months ago

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prole 7 points 3 months ago

Of course it is.

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GalacticSushi 42 points 3 months ago

The broker that my retirement account is through is pushing some new AI insights tool. The screenshots show an example of a conversation that essentially goes.

Q: "How can I reach my retirement savings goals faster?"

A: "Consider contributing more to your 401k from each paycheck."

People will actually pay money to have some slop chatbot tell them that they can have more money in their account if they put more money in their account. Preying on stupid or lazy people is an extremely lucrative industry.

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Hupf 3 points 3 months ago path: 0 24857549 24860057, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
laranis 2 points 3 months ago

Anyone who buys it deserves what they get.

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87Six 7 points 3 months ago

And we the people deserve everything that the scammer gets out of the idiot, just so

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Elgenzay 37 points 3 months ago

How to Make a Million Dollars
Paperback
$1,000,000.00 - Add to cart

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 3 months ago

Shit you're right. If I price it half a million, no way two idiots buy a copy

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roserose56 29 points 3 months ago path: 0 24849069, hotness: undefined, score: 29, children: 1
Blackmist 4 points 3 months ago

If nothing else, that Louis Theroux documentary about the manosphere exposed how all this influencer crap is built on a bunch of exceptionally dubious finance apps, that make Bernie Madoff look like a legit business mogul.

They all talked about how wealthy they were, but none of them really seemed rich. Rich people aren't up at 6am editing YouTube shorts and putting in the right hashtags. They're all living on borrowed money, and you get the feeling that if any of them tried to step off the treadmill, there'd be no life left to go back to.

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OwOarchist 21 points 3 months ago

With AI running rampant, I have to imagine copywriters have been decimated.

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markstos 8 points 3 months ago

I know one recently laid off. AI wasn’t explicitly the reason but his next job seems unlikely to be copyediting.

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w3ird_sloth 4 points 3 months ago

Got laid off last fall. SEO is already pretty much slop so it was the perfect industry for LLMs. It was already getting hard to find good content online because of all the garbage we were loading up with keywords to game search. Now with AI generating it 24/7 traditional search is just dead in the water.

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explodicle 4 points 3 months ago

Last night we were playing D&D and one of other players showed off a miniature character model he had generated with AI. "I'm glad I didn't go to school for 3D modeling", he says.

Guess what I took a bunch of classes for since the 1990s.

Whatever, my models all have more heart than slop. They can't afford me and I'm not making them free models anyways.

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jj4211 18 points 3 months ago

This isn't just the scamming internet randos, it goes into pretty high level business consulting.

"We just hired a company that has never worked in our field who doesn't employ anyone who has worked in our field to tell us how to work in our field better than we do today, this should be great!"

They always act so shocked that the consultancy did them zero good after giving them a few months.

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iocase 8 points 3 months ago

The consultants are literally a place to blame for mass firings or restructuring. Most of the time they recommend changes management wanted but couldn't say out loud since it would spook shareholders. It's dumb but it's how the majority of the consultancy grift works.

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Diplomjodler3 13 points 3 months ago

If you could make that kind of money with copy writing, I'd be rich. Copy writers, tech writers, basically any kind of writers are always underappreciated and underpaid.

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melsaskca 10 points 3 months ago

"No money down!". Snake Oil is still a thing in this complicated techno landscape.

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prole 12 points 3 months ago

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Krudler 9 points 3 months ago

"from my tiny, 1 bedroom apartment...."

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baggachipz 8 points 3 months ago

The word “journey” has been completely ruined by business idiots.

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Snapz 8 points 3 months ago

You wouldn't want the answer, it's like, boring

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arc99 7 points 3 months ago

Reminds me of those ads where scammer pretends if you invest in some obvious scam you too will own a jet and a Ferarri just like him. If it was such an amazing way to make money the last thing they'd do is tell anyone else about it.

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Sam_Bass 5 points 3 months ago

how do you suppose theyre making that 400k?

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Tiger666 2 points 3 months ago

Lots of $20 blowjobs?

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mediocrebee9999 3 points 3 months ago

$400,000.00/$20pbj=200,000bj/31day month=645.16 bj per day/12 hr day= 54 blow jobs per hour to make $400,000.00 a month, this man really is hustling

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Sam_Bass 1 point 3 months ago

mmmnyeehhh could be

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minorkeys 2 points 3 months ago

Why are you teaching him why his scam isn't working?

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Flagstaff 5 points 3 months ago

Why not try to protect the general populace?

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minorkeys 1 point 3 months ago

By helping a scammer better scam ppl?

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schipelblorp 2 points 3 months ago

Is the headline a reference to the smart move during a gold rush being to sell mining equipment instead of land claims?

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Kolanaki 1 point 3 months ago

400k/month copywriting? Bull fucking shit.

Even if that was a typo and they meant 40k/month, it's bullshit.

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arcine 1 point 3 months ago

"This is boring but it makes me a lot of money"

I know I'm privileged, but having an interesting job is way more important to me than the salary.

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Impractical_Island -1 points 3 months ago

I mean, this is funny in two directions; there's the overt joke that the masterclass man is full of bs, which is true a lot of the time, and then there's the joke for the enlightened people of the audience who are on the quest to perceive and undo the karmic fetters that bind them to the existence-illusion complex, and we laugh at the slaves who, by defining their lives by money, has enslaved themselves by the way they choose to live their life.

I haven't had a "job" in twelve years. I value that. It's gets annoying hearing all your coworkers bitch about being in the same place you are, so I went off and started my educational art project soon after I taught myself to juggle, and there's been low points of high stress, a few years of homelessness, and a year spent in a cult, but because I dedicated myself to my mission, I now have made many unique friends who support me as well as a major investor and a book and a life story that healed me of the shit society broke me with.

It's really cool when you grow tf up and stop doing what your parents with lead poisoning told you how to live your life. You prolly dress like your mommy taught you to dress, still, but I just say that because in my daily performance art, I wound up with a fun opportunity to moonlight as a cop, so I consciously try to pick fights, passively. But I just say that because there's a percentage of the population that doesn't know that yet. It's educational!

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