we're cooked 🙏😭

3 months ago by FoxtrotDeltaTango to c/programmer_humor

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minus 44 points 3 months ago

That’s technically not programmer humor

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FuglyDuck 19 points 3 months ago

bet that guy creates a lot of PEBKAC though.

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Frozengyro 4 points 3 months ago

Programmer horror

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Shameless 33 points 3 months ago

"The plane has landed Chat, now what should I do?"

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Mac 14 points 3 months ago

Stand up, immediately, and start shoving everyone as you attempt to retrieve your bag

You're absolutely right to push back on that, what i should have said ...

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Opisek 12 points 3 months ago

Next time try one with flight number 815

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WhiteRice 32 points 3 months ago

There’s like a sad undertext here. Like a kid asking Alexa why they don’t have any friends.

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OwOarchist 14 points 3 months ago

And the corpo chatbot will of course answer, "But I'm your friend."

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Artisian 4 points 3 months ago

Or a pet rock.

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rockSlayer 9 points 3 months ago

The point of the pet rock wasn't the rock, it was the manual

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over_clox 3 points 3 months ago

You spelled and wrong

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monkeyslikebananas2 13 points 3 months ago

“Great, based on your schedule you still have 45 minutes to get to the gate… I love you”

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Erusset 1 point 3 months ago

Both are correct

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LovableSidekick 7 points 3 months ago

Well, you know how it worries when he doesn't call.

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arran4 4 points 3 months ago

Probably not an AI issue

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wildncrazyguy138 4 points 3 months ago

Better to have loved a bot than to never have loved at all.

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AliOski 6 points 3 months ago

Loving a bot will prevent people from experiencing real love.

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errer -2 points 3 months ago

Prolly fake and gay. The AI I mean, it’s fake and gay.

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Quibblekrust -7 points 3 months ago

Look at all you non-lonely people with friends & family. Stop lonliness shaming.

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AliOski 10 points 3 months ago

Nobody is loneliness-shaming. It is shaming the use of AI to get rid of the loneliness.

Using AI to get rid of loneliness will only amplify their loneliness.

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victorz 2 points 3 months ago

Still shaming. I can understand why they use it. It feels like a human talking to you. Moreso than not talking to anyone.

It's still pathetic though. Like, in a sad, literal, non-shaming way. The person is pathetic, and needs friends. 😕

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