Is that sourdough bread on your counter, or are you just happy to see me?

24 days ago by Viking_Hippie to c/microblogmemes

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds 70 points 24 days ago

call dibs on the inevitable yeast joke

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TigerAce 52 points 24 days ago

I think it has a yeast infection

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starik 29 points 24 days ago

Sorry, someone else already called dibs.

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ObscureOtter 46 points 24 days ago

Everything reminds me of her...

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skunk 40 points 24 days ago

Looks delicious, would love to eat it! 😋

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Valmond 8 points 24 days ago

But can you find the starting point?

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skunk 25 points 24 days ago

I just ask whoever gave me the bread the best manner of eating it. Every loaf is different you know.

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qarbone 27 points 24 days ago

I could eat a loaf for hours.

--Nick Cage

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Track_Shovel 3 points 24 days ago

That quote lives rent free. So fucking creepy lol

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qarbone 2 points 24 days ago

Honestly, it has tainted peaches for me.

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SuiXi3D 21 points 24 days ago

I should call her.

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BoosBeau 4 points 24 days ago

Do NOT call her.

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Noodle07 20 points 24 days ago

Breadussy ! Hot and moist

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0ops 13 points 24 days ago

Looking submissive and breadable

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Kolanaki 12 points 24 days ago

Sourdough Bread Boussy

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snoons 12 points 24 days ago

American Bread

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ignotum 12 points 24 days ago

Me: NNN is going really well
The bread on the counter:

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NatakuNox 9 points 24 days ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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wuffah 9 points 24 days ago

I wanna eat that bread.

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Marthirial 9 points 24 days ago

Fleshlight, 2500 B.C.

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neuracnu 8 points 24 days ago

Lesbians 🤝 Ducks 🤝 Bank robbers

“Let’s get that bread!”

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CMDR_Horn 7 points 24 days ago

Be sure to warm it up first before you dive in

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fenpy 7 points 24 days ago

Drip some Mayo on it and smash it.

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ODuffer 6 points 24 days ago

Something something footlong

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Meron35 5 points 24 days ago

Yeasty goodness

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Landless2029 5 points 24 days ago

Damn I recall seeing a donut shop from some European country asking adults very suggestively how to dip thier penis or vagina donuts...

It was great. You could order a big black cock or a creamy pussy. The servers really laided into it. Can't find the gif now though...

But now you can make them at home!!

https://www.alibaba.com/...

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es_eskaliert 4 points 24 days ago

Sourdussy

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FiniteBanjo 3 points 24 days ago

It seems okay from the outside but I'd like to see the crumb before I call it a success.

Did she post a picture of a nice spread for us?

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yakko 2 points 24 days ago

At least the yeast has been neutralised

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