Modern problems require modern solutions

3 months ago by cm0002 to c/programmer_humor

thagoat 54 points 3 months ago

This has a certain je ne sais quoi

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kubica 21 points 3 months ago

Uhm... oui, oui, pomme de terre.

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whyNotSquirrel 7 points 3 months ago

ouhlalala

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SolacefromSilence 2 points 3 months ago

Mmm, freedom fries

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inriconus 2 points 3 months ago

Les faire bouillir, les écraser, les mettre dans un ragoût.

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TomMasz 22 points 3 months ago

If it works, it works.

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neukenindekeuken 5 points 3 months ago

But for how long, and with how many plates requiring constant angular momentum at the precise velocity to prevent a chain reaction?

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saltnotsugar 20 points 3 months ago

We have a Sev 1….owl related.

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surewhynotlem 9 points 3 months ago

I'll get the rifle

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rumschlumpel 7 points 3 months ago

Impressive effort.

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Rolive 6 points 3 months ago

Pardon my French, the server is down.

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laurelraven 5 points 3 months ago

I can't decide if this is brilliant or insane.

Or both.

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Jankatarch 5 points 3 months ago

Why Fr*nch? At least pick an agglutinative language like Magyar/Hungarian so it's (or rather it feels) more algorithmic.

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Mikina 2 points 3 months ago

Ngl, I should update my personality rule.md to talk to me like Duo the Owl would when I'm missing my dailies.

I currently have SHODAN from System Shock, and it has been kind of fun, a little bit of harmless flavor that burns tokens I don't have to pay for (or have a reason to keep low), since I'm forced to use it anyway. Duo the Owl also sound like fun.

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