the other day i was on a chowder cruise and one of my new friends there was pointing at a building on one of the piers and asking what it was. i squinted, gave it my best "hrm." and then pointed to the right of where she did and said "well it looks like a boat"

the thing i learned about dad jokes (and similar humor) is that you don't tell them to make other people laugh, you tell them to make yourself giggle. like jimmy fallon.

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acockworkorange 3 points 14 days ago

TIL there are cruises that only serve chowder. As if that foul industry couldn't get worse...

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PyroNeurosis 2 points 14 days ago

Chowder's delightful! That said I wouldn't eat cruise chowder to stave off starvation.

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acockworkorange 2 points 14 days ago

I like it too, but that would spoil the punchline.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 point 14 days ago

they also had salad and some kind of sandwich i couldn't eat.

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ruuster13 9 points 15 days ago

Died bcause trout was their staple and they couldn't get more?

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antsu 1 point 14 days ago

Too much water made the trouts too powerful. They killed all those people, like in a B-tier movie.

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sp3ctr4l 7 points 14 days ago

Thats honestly hilarious.

Like a joke in a Coen brothers film, ahahah!

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wdx 7 points 14 days ago

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womboflll 1 point 10 days ago

What's that gif from?

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wdx 1 point 10 days ago

Elite: Dangerous

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tXJF836bmIc

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mbp 4 points 14 days ago

I'd rather be fishing, amirite?

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blimthepixie -3 points 15 days ago

Hundreds of thousands of people die every day, get over it

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ddplf 10 points 15 days ago

What an obnoxiously shitty take. You can say then when some senile celebrity dies thousands of kilometers away from you, not to someone whose local community has suffered mass tragedy.

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blimthepixie 12 points 15 days ago

It's a greentext, it's likely fiction

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TubularTittyFrog 5 points 15 days ago

is mass tragedy worse than watching your father choke to death slowly on his own fluids?

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ddplf 4 points 15 days ago

Not comparable at all. Not without context anyways.

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TubularTittyFrog 5 points 15 days ago

what if my dad was the one who caused the mass tragedy?

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SaharaMaleikuhm 9 points 15 days ago

Which is what I will tell you when one of your loved ones died.

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Aussiemandeus 1 point 15 days ago

My nan's dying either today or tomorrow and that's just life.

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tetris11 2 points 15 days ago

After the next crisis: "There used to be 9 billion of us..."

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