Anon borrows a pen

12 days ago by 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 to c/greentext

Almacca 84 points 12 days ago

Who said romance was dead?

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turdas 73 points 12 days ago

If anon were smooth, he would've asked for her phone number after getting the pen and then written it on his wrist. But then he would not be anon.

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Nurse_Robot 50 points 12 days ago

"a terrible plan is better than no plan at all" or something. Anon learned that wisdom the hard way, and thus became an incel probably

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Gullible 33 points 12 days ago

Talk to women-> inceldom

Don’t talk to women-> inceldom

The game was rigged from the beginning, boys

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StillAlive 13 points 12 days ago

The only winning move is not to play.

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Nurse_Robot 8 points 12 days ago

The only winning move was to be gay

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diaphragmwp 4 points 11 days ago

Believe it or not, inceldom

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StillAlive 2 points 11 days ago

If the world's only gonna see a fox as shifty and untrustworthy, there's no point in trying to be anything else.

- Nick, Zootopia.

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Sonotsugipaa 2 points 12 days ago

-> mgtowdom -> inceldom

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protist 11 points 12 days ago

Back in my day, we called awkward actions around people we were attracted to "learning experiences" and just tried to do better next time. In retrospect, should've just given up and dwelled in shame and hatred the rest of my life

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k0e3 44 points 12 days ago

He should have asked her number and written it on his penis before walking away.

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Alexstarfire 29 points 12 days ago

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EmilieEasie 24 points 12 days ago

If he drew it on her hand, that would be even better

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rumschlumpel 9 points 12 days ago

amazing

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TootSweet 7 points 11 days ago

Baller move. Anon should have just owned it.

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boobookittyfrick 3 points 11 days ago

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Boozilla 5 points 11 days ago

...and then a wah-wah guitar started playing....and the hot girl said:

"That's a really nice penis you drew there."

Um, I think maybe I need to watch better movies.

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AllNewTypeFace 3 points 11 days ago

An ordinary day on 4chan

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nullspace 2 points 11 days ago

Should have offered a handshake.

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SethTaylor 3 points 11 days ago

You. Principal's office. Now.

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ddplf 2 points 12 days ago

> draws a penis on his palm

> hits her table with that hand

> wanna know what's there, bae?

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@sh.itjust.works

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

go to feed...