Anon wants tendies

11 days ago by 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 to c/greentext

barzaria 67 points 11 days ago

It has been 13 years since I've heard an "Everybody Walk the Dinosaur" reference via 4chan. Amazing.

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ZombiFrancis 5 points 9 days ago

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JackbyDev 4 points 9 days ago

This post is from 2018, but still. Deep cut.

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Lumidaub 54 points 11 days ago

sometimes 4chan is good

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southsamurai 35 points 11 days ago

No, no, sorry, not fake or gay enough. This has to be ai hallucination rather than genuine greentext

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Thorry 23 points 11 days ago

Yeah the dead giveaway is "honey mustard". Everyone knows it's hunny mussy.

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brb 1 point 9 days ago

owo

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Visstix 26 points 11 days ago

I wondered why "i'm in" was on the previous line at the end.

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saltnotsugar 20 points 11 days ago

When that song comes on the club goes wild.

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1517m4a 8 points 10 days ago

otdGotFewtdos?

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Wirlocke 17 points 9 days ago

First word not first letter

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1517m4a 5 points 9 days ago

Aaaah, sorry, I'm a bit slow.

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1517m4a 3 points 10 days ago

why am i getting mass downvoted

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Rai 6 points 9 days ago

>5

>”mass”

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bilb 5 points 9 days ago

Well imagine if it was 5 zombies coming to kill you!

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ArcaneSlime 3 points 9 days ago

Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom, boom boom acka lacka boom boom!

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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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