This isn't true because I can squeeze the tip of my foreskin and the pee will start spraying everywhere super fast. Similar to covering the end of a hose with my thumb.

So what you're saying is that penis-havers have a rifled urethra, which contributes to higher muzzle velocity and accuracy, as well as the spiral shape of the stream?

Sounds like way more than a few centimeters. ✋

Non penis havers

Can we PLEASE just start calling it men and wonen again? Yes, we all know what people mean, no, it's not meant to exclude, yes, trans men with a penis can for this just be considered men (wouldn't they want that anyway?), its all fine, and yes, this is really REALLY over complicating simple things.

It feels like people are walking on egg shells with words because dear god what if you accidentally misgender someone or use a word that makes 2 people in the world feel excluded? Peepee? Men. No peepee? Women. Simple.

Unlike you heretic, my back shots are smoothbore. Guided by God.

Same here. she also finishes way faster, so assuming equally sized bladders it would follow that her flow is much stronger.

Yep, my now ex-gf would regularly come into the bathroom to pee while I was in getting ready. I knew what mine sounded like and she definitely always had more force behind her stream.

I like this theory, diverting more funding to your research doctor

Your penis makes noise when you pee? The only noise I've ever heard is when the urine hits water/leaves/grass..

but the individual particles in the stream are going to follow a ballistic, not spiralling trajectory. I think the spiral nozzles have to rotate; they can't just be rifled.

I want my dick to work like one of those tshk-tshk-tshk sprinklers

A long time ago I read somewhere that the human penis is indeed rifled.

Caution advised, I have just received a theory from one of your scholarly peers that a phallus may act as a scilencer thus making your method ineffectual. Perhaps pee upwards at a 45 degree angle and then measure the height of each stream to derive velocity?

You're so right! At least as long as you aren't so small that surface tension forms droplets

https://www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.1402289111

It works for shitting, not sure if the same applies here but it's possible

defecation duration is constant across many animal species – around 12 seconds (plus or minus 7 seconds) – even though the volume varies greatly

https://www.scientificamerican.com/...

Beil Patrick Harris?

Some men don't have penises, some people with penises are not men.

Most of the time

I knew a guy who had prostate cancer. They had to take his penis off. It's quite shit of you to insinuate that he's not a man anymore.

Don't try and chase those goalposts around the field.