spellbook

8 days ago by Emotional_Series7814 to c/NiceMemes

FiniteBanjo 6 points 7 days ago

Check out "Into the Wild" by Krakauer. It's about a dude

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who loves running, jogging, travelling, and the wilderness. He travels off the grid for years and stores his belongings in a hole in the ground. He eventually embarks on a journey to isolate himself and live amongst nature.

Then he kills a moose he is incapable of curing, eats some bad berries, and starved to death.

I read this and it's always stuck with me: humans can be fucking morons.

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unemployedclaquer 2 points 7 days ago

Excellent, quick read, maybe just add a spoiler tag. I think about this guy from time to time.

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FiniteBanjo 2 points 5 days ago

The third and final wish is granted.

The first wish was a turkey sandwich and the second wish was for Biden to not be president anymore.

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unemployedclaquer 3 points 5 days ago

Well, uh biden's not uh, why don't we switch to the sandwiches

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cro_magnon_gilf 2 points 7 days ago

This is one of the dumbest attempts at depth I've ever seen

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Emotional_Series7814 1 point 5 days ago

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A_norny_mousse 1 point 8 days ago

I don't get it.

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LemmyFeed 4 points 7 days ago

Did you think about it?

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unemployedclaquer 1 point 7 days ago

You clearly haven't read the book co-written by the groundhog and the orange cat, who are pursued by the evil neighbor

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Jake_Farm 1 point 7 days ago

And if you think about it, [fill in the blank] is actually a spell.

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NiceMemes

@sopuli.xyz

A place to post memes & images that won't absolutely obliterate your mental health! Memes must not stray into hopelessness and be generally positive or neutral.

I made this with my kid in mind, so that they can have a good, safe place to look at memes, just made to make folks laugh and smile!

Only goofs & silliness. (:

no NSFW. ever.
no sexually suggestive material
swearing is fine, but please don't go overboard.
no sad or depressing content
no politics or politically-motivated content – this include comments.
no outrage content or bait
no AI-generated images. Understandably, some may slip through the cracks, but assume no malicious intent.
no AI accusations. Are you unsure? Leave it be. Is it obvious it's AI? Please report it.
No spamming of personal links. You can credit an author, but not spam or advertise.

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