Anon dates a gymnast

7 days ago by 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 to c/greentext

Senseless 37 points 7 days ago

In Germany we say: "Eigenartiger Winkelschleifer, Brudi.", and I think that's wonderful.

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B0rax 4 points 7 days ago

Have not heard that before, thanks!

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Senseless 6 points 7 days ago

Du bist willkommen.

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AllNewTypeFace 23 points 7 days ago

I was dating a Mayan girl once, but it didn’t work out.

She said I wasn’t prepared to make sacrifices.

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blockheadjt 22 points 7 days ago

Got a chuckle

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TubularTittyFrog 16 points 7 days ago

i dated a gymnast once, but she was injured and in recovery.

still fucked like a champ though. just in standard positions.

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oce 4 points 7 days ago

Flex and -
I can't find a gymnastic match for the second adjective.

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jballs 4 points 7 days ago

Flex and Gaylord.

According to USA Gymnastics Glossary of Terms

Gaylord:

On high bar, a front giant into a one-and-one-half front salto over the bar to regrasp. First done by U.S. gymnast Mitch Gaylord.

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oce 2 points 6 days ago

Nice

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Tar_alcaran 3 points 7 days ago

Mat, flex and still (rings).

Rhyming with "chill" is hard, especially if you did gymnastics in a non-english country.

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oce 2 points 7 days ago

The 4chan meme reply is "fake and gay", I was trying to find a gymnastics variation.

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reader 1 point 7 days ago
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