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Yaenntz 61 points 2 months ago

The Fellowship of the Ring, The Two Towers , The Return of the King

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Kn1ghtDigital 9 points 2 months ago

I was about to say, oc didn't sound like any holy text of mine. Lotr is a much better answer.

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morgoth 4 points 2 months ago

And it was not supposed to be three.Professor Tolkien was forced to split the book by his publisher.So the three is one holy bookå

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wonderingwanderer 4 points 2 months ago

Technically it's six books, but he was going to publish them as one volume until the publisher said "you can't do that"

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bytejunk 2 points 2 months ago

The Bible has used the same structure as Tolkien.

It starts off with the Gospel/early testimonies:

  • The Hobbit, or There and Back Again

Then the New Testament proper:

  1. The Fellowship of the Ring
  2. The Two Towers
  3. The Return of the King

It then contains the "Old Testament", that fleshes out much of the older lore in the World. These writings are less firmly established, but are widely considered to include:

  • The Silmarillion
  • Unfinished Tales of Numenor and Middle-earth
  • The Children of Húrin

Then you have books of Psalms, like The Adventures of Tom Bombadil and other stories.

Let's not forget the Epistles, the letters of the apostles, compiled under:
The Letters of J.R.R. Tolkien

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TankovayaDiviziya 1 point 2 months ago

Damn beat me to it!

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huquad 1 point 2 months ago

Lord of the rings, the hobbit, the silmarillion

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erotador 19 points 2 months ago

onion green bell pepper and cellary

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Nouvellalia 7 points 2 months ago

Mais la! Where your head?

Garlic!

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erotador 5 points 2 months ago

thats the pope

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Nouvellalia 3 points 2 months ago

I know who the Pope is! But you gon leave him out like you didn't?

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Onomatopoeia 4 points 2 months ago

That's not the "holy" trinity, just trinity.

Nice though. Still get my upvote.

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ClockworkN 19 points 2 months ago

Tank, Healer, DPS

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wonderingwanderer 4 points 2 months ago

Yo let's go raid some dungeons

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Wild_Mastic 3 points 2 months ago

I strongly agree with his answer

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merc 3 points 2 months ago

I've always hated that it's not just "Damage" but "Damage per second". Is it "Healing per second"? No. Just "Healer".

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ClockworkN 2 points 2 months ago

Good point.

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Tolookah 12 points 2 months ago

In order: the son, the father and the holy Spirit. Makes sense to me.

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Trampampoline 11 points 2 months ago

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Bbbbbbbbbbb 27 points 2 months ago

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rslogix89 8 points 2 months ago

During Sunday school in my middle school years, we were given the assignment to define what a covenant was… the table I was at was pretty much the geeks and this just happened to be sometime after Halo 2 came out… so we defined it with something like “a collection of alien races hellbent in humanity’s destruction.”

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Goldholz 6 points 2 months ago

I meaaaan. For Jediism this probably is correct...somewhat some how. Never was it said about specific branches of christian theologie

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Kenny2999 6 points 2 months ago

Mass Effect 1 Mass Effect 2 Mass Effecr 3

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13igTyme 5 points 2 months ago

Ace combat 4, Ace combat 5, and Ace combat zero.

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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 1 point 2 months ago

YES [>

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RightHandOfIkaros 3 points 2 months ago

Fighter Cleric Magic User

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Johanno 2 points 2 months ago
  1. The factory must grow
  2. Only a dead biter is a good biter
  3. The factory must grow
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diaphragmwp 2 points 2 months ago
  1. The factory must grow
  2. Only a dead biter is a good biter
  3. FUCK the savefile is gone and I ain't doing all of that again so I guess I am retired
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Loreshield 2 points 2 months ago

I guess

  1. Carrie
  2. Anne
  3. Moss
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TankovayaDiviziya 1 point 2 months ago
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Lanske 1 point 2 months ago

Morbid Angel, Carcass, Bolt Thrower

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