I would like to add, if you are lactose intolerant, keep a few of those little cheese wheels on you for these occasions
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 13 points 2 days ago
Washedupcynic 3 points 2 days ago
🤣 😂
SatansMaggotyCumFart 25 points 2 days ago
That's what the emergency exit is for.
radiofreebc 11 points 2 days ago path: 0 25349116 25349970, hotness: undefined, score: 11, children: 1
SatansMaggotyCumFart 12 points 2 days ago
How do you throw the kid out the attendant button though?
Untamed_Star 5 points 2 days ago
for you or for the kid?
LemmyPlaceDN 11 points 2 days ago
Now I want to know about the world's actual longest drum solo
frank 4 points 2 days ago
I think it's Andrew WK, it was just over a day IIRC
Oh snap, he did, but forget that small number with 2 digits
nymnympseudonym 4 points 2 days ago
Plot twist: he grows up to be the next Neal Peart. In 20 years you pay $200 to watch him in concert.
Frozengyro 10 points 2 days ago
I honestly don't mind kids on planes except when their parents don't give a shit how they behave. If they are at least putting some effort in having their kids behave, I totally understand. It's the ones who let their awful kids go unchecked to become awful adults that drive me insane.
zikzak025 10 points 2 days ago
I've often seen kids throwing tantrums in public, and the parents (feeling embarrassed) immediately resort to appeasement. Whenever you give a screaming child something that makes them happy, they learn that screaming more often will get them what they want.
And they will inevitably cause situations in which the kid can never get what they want, but they still believe screaming hard enough works, resulting in an indefinite tantrum. Bad parenting will definitely snowball if you're not careful.
The_v 8 points 2 days ago
Let's see what requirement in parenting skills/knowledge are in order to have kids.
Requirements to have children:
Functional gonads.
P in V sex.
Not quite 10 months incubation time. (Yeah the 9 months is a lie got repeated several times the last few weeks before delivery by my wife).
Welp that sums it up: No parenting skills or knowledge required.
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That's what crop dusting is for. Aim your ass into the little crack between the seat and window and let it rip. Stand up and eat a candy bar in their face. Bring your portable nintendos and steam deck and play that shit where they can see while they are back in their seat playing with a stuffed animal. Play with the seat, up down. Wait until they have a drink to fuck with the seat and try to spill it on them. Emotional torture goes both ways. Stay petty, friends.
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