Hot singles in your area?

2 days ago by Track_Shovel to c/microblogmemes

betterdeadthanreddit 26 points 2 days ago

The only hot singles in my area are in the process of becoming grilled cheese.

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Okokimup 12 points 2 days ago

OK but are they available?

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snooggums 3 points 2 days ago

Sometimes after high winds.

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WhyIHateTheInternet 1 point a day ago

On a mass scale

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raman_klogius 14 points 2 days ago

Modern version of fertility Venus figurines from archeological digs.

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Track_Shovel 6 points 2 days ago

Outstanding

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e8CArkcAuLE 10 points 2 days ago

so bodyshaming for men is ok :/

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starchylemming 16 points 2 days ago

you're right, this is not okay!

Bodyshaming for everyone!!!!

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eestileib 5 points 2 days ago

Nah this pillow looks cuddly.

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UselessAsshole 1 point 2 days ago

Fuckin society. Seeing beauty in young women and the athletic instead of obese older men.

It's like they're telling me my Dale Gribble looking old uncle is not attractive to most people.

WTF?

I expect to do absolutely nothing and be fawned upon like a supermodel Olympian.

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Track_Shovel 1 point 2 days ago

Encouraged, actually.

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thesohoriots 9 points a day ago

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JoMiran 5 points 2 days ago

What I am seeing a lot of in my generation (Gen-X) is that pudgy 30's & 40's are morphing into fit 50's going into 60's. This is purely anecdotal of course.

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DudeImMacGyver 4 points 2 days ago

*hot shingles in your area

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Alexstarfire 4 points a day ago

And I've got more where that came from.

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DudeImMacGyver 1 point 11 hours ago

Wrong kind of shingles I'm afraid.

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Alexstarfire 3 points 10 hours ago

Ohh, a truly depraved man. I got you.

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DudeImMacGyver 1 point 9 hours ago

That's what the ads are actually about: It's a trap!

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betterdeadthanreddit 3 points 2 days ago

Mr. Connery! We all thought you were dead!

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DudeImMacGyver 3 points 2 days ago

Shuper dead ackshually, but Shatan letsh me have Internet.

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Vandals_handle 2 points 2 days ago

Didn't you notice a powerful and obnoxious odor of mendacity in this room? There ain't nothin' more powerful than the odor of mendacity. You can smell it. It smells like death.

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Alexstarfire 2 points 10 hours ago

Trump's in town?

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Malyca 1 point 7 hours ago

Dad bod is sexy 🤷

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UselessAsshole 1 point 2 days ago

I think about DeVito pillow would be super comfy, but probably too much for my neck. An early Heidecker has that smooth pillow appeal.

All I know is for some reason Tim Heidecker's belly is the celebrity pillow for me.

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Noodle07 1 point 2 days ago

Gimme a few years and I'll be there

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Abyssian 1 point 9 hours ago

The pillow saw what the couch got the night before so it's trying to look its best to cut in.

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