Anon doesn't have a plan

a day ago by 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 to c/greentext

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spicytuna62 170 points a day ago

Running on the assumption this is authentic and heterosexual, Anon's parents massively dropped the ball creating an adult with no will to fly the coop. But then to cut them off cold turkey is totally fucked up. Anon is now permanently 15 years behind their peers. Not to mention zero retirement savings. That compounded interest takes 30-35 years to really start to matter. But Anon gets to miss out on 15 years of that, too.

I really hope things work out in the end.

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HerbGrower 2 points a day ago

How's the state pension over there? Here in the UK its pretty good, if you have paid off your house anyway. I would be richer than I am now from working if I had a pension but no mortgage.

If you also had to pay housing then it could be kinda rough, but I have lived alright on less.

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protist 8 points a day ago

State pension, in the US? A laughable concept. Best anon could hope for is Supplemental Security Income (SSI), a program for people who are disabled, are unable to work, and have never worked. There's a lengthy application process involving clinical records of the disabling condition, not everyone who applies is approved, and the maximum benefit is about $950/month, relegating you to extreme poverty forever

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HerbGrower 1 point a day ago

£700/month without a mortgage to pay would be great. Its comparable to what I was earning from an apprenticeship when I first moved out once adjusted for inflation...

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protist 6 points a day ago

Sorry, you're going to have to pay for housing too lol.

Oh, and if you work just a little, your benefit is decreased by the amount you earn, and if you earn more than $2500 in a year, the benefit is totally taken away.

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HerbGrower 6 points a day ago

So there is no incentive to get a part time job? Lol, what a dumb system.

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protist 10 points 21 hours ago

It's not dumb, it's intentionally designed to hurt people

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captainlezbian 2 points 13 hours ago

It also goes away if you marry someone

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