Salmonella Has Now Come for Your Granola
a day ago by inclementimmigrant to c/news
Republicans are now trying to make every crap their pants with a new product.
Both of those things are made by Nestle or a company owned by Nestle, so, not a great prognosis either.
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Republicans are now trying to make everyone crap their pants with a new product.
"One must not embarrass the King, we must make soiling one's pantaloons commonplace and perfectly normal to assuage the Royal ego!"
Are the “Make America Healthy Again” folks still happy with their choices?
Those assholes won't be happy until we have a lot more people, including children, killed by their war on vaccines. Also, they want Fauci in prison.
Because they are very stupid people.
How TF does Moringa powder get salmonella? Are we just spraying that shit everywhere?
Get some food standards, people.
Make this the new food pyramid. Problem solved
“…and that was how we liked it!”
On the flip side, GLP-1s tend to cause constipation. It just evens out.
Sal Monella.. I dated his sister whaoaohhh....
Not to be confused with Sam O'nella who used to make amusing YouTube videos.
make every crap their pants
I can understand wanting to make pants. I don't understand wanting to make a single crap into their pants, let alone the idea of making every crap into their pants. It's just wrong.
No I think in this case they're actually telling you that every crap needs to be turned into a pair of pants for them.... Whoever they are they are about to be in a very crappy situation.
Hampton Grocer has recalled its popular Lacnola Lactation Granola, after one of the ingredients, moringa powder, tested positive for the bacteria.
Moringa powder? Never heard of it. I wonder what it's for...
Moringa powder is a green superfood made from the dried, crushed leaves of the Moringa oleifera tree. It is packed with vitamins A and C, calcium, iron, and plant antioxidants, and people use it to boost energy, lower inflammation, and support overall wellness.
Oh, cool, a completely unnecessary supplement ingredient with a bunch of gibberish medicinal claims.
The lady in that photo looks as if her disappointment is immeasurable, and her day is ruined.
Say the name "Francis Ford Coppola" before reading this head line to make it less depressing.
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