We never saw him again

18 hours ago by zjti8eit to c/microblogmemes

Catoblepas 98 points 18 hours ago

If I managed a Bubba Gump Shrimp restaurant I’d definitely do that every now and then when I got bored

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Remember_the_tooth 33 points 17 hours ago

If I were a guest, I'd either need emergency medical attention after running out of breath from laughing too hard or else I would order "The Complete Sampler" just to see what happens.

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village604 16 points 17 hours ago

You better have like $200 on you for that one. Their prices are ridiculous.

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Remember_the_tooth 11 points 16 hours ago

Thanks for the heads up. I haven't eaten there before. Still, I've paid more for concert tickets, and I think this might be one hell of a show.

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aeronmelon 8 points 14 hours ago

It’s part of the hidden menu.

You have to say β€œJust gimme the whole gosh darn boat.”

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Remember_the_tooth 2 points 14 hours ago

It comes out on a mini shrimp trawler, kind of like a sushi boat.

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HumanOnEarth 46 points 18 hours ago

Chaotic neutral, gotta love it

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RoidingOldMan 36 points 13 hours ago

"Got authentic Forrest Gump experience. It was terrible."

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cosmos8188 7 points 12 hours ago

Smh, some people cannot appreciate what a REAL cousine is like..

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aeronmelon 22 points 17 hours ago

Bubba Gump way off the mark here.

That man should TRAIN the waitstaff.

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teslekova 21 points 9 hours ago

What the fuck? If I was the manager I'd pay this guy twice. That's exactly the experience I want if I go to a place named after that specific part of the movie.

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TheTechnician27 20 points 17 hours ago

this guy is a legend πŸ˜‚

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dharmacurious 16 points 13 hours ago

"two orders of shrimp on a bigger stick, please, but can you put the shrimp on the small stick instead?"

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jpablo68 13 points 14 hours ago

shrimp taco is definitely not made up

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teslekova 2 points 9 hours ago

It's also a sex thing!

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phtheven 6 points 7 hours ago

... go on ...

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Frozengyro 3 points 13 hours ago

Could have been like the 'meow' scene in super troopers. Like it was a competition to see how long you'd let him go.

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boobookittyfrick 1 point 3 hours ago

This really makes me crave a Diet Coke

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kerrigan778 1 point 12 hours ago
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