Hedgehogs

2 months ago by orhtej2 to c/lowqualityfacts

inari 15 points 2 months ago

They also don't have healthcare, or protection from predators. Just like Americans?

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MagicShel 9 points 2 months ago

Hedgehogs are cuter.

Source: The Mirror

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AnUnusualRelic 2 points 2 months ago

That's why there's a page 3 hedgehog.

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anon6789 3 points 2 months ago

As a US based animal healthcare provider, I can confirm there is free healthcare available for our wildlife!

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RickyRigatoni 9 points 2 months ago

Vote for me and I'll fix this.

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tacosanonymous 5 points 2 months ago

Someone needs to tax that blue bastard. You’ve got my vote.

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Zachariah 7 points 2 months ago

Wait, is a hedgehog a quick animal?

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thenextguy 11 points 2 months ago

I don't know if they're quick, but they're certainly sharp.

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Zachariah 6 points 2 months ago

oh, that’s clever

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Kenny2999 7 points 2 months ago

Its because all their assets are in hedge funds

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Hedgehog 5 points 2 months ago

Thanks this will save me a lot of money

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undefinedTruth 5 points 2 months ago

That's because they are hedging against the government.

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Abyssian 3 points 2 months ago

Hedgehogs are clearly part of the problem, and since they seem likely to be tastier than old, fat rich humans I say we start with eating them first.

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passenger 3 points 2 months ago

But they're full of ticks and lungworms, poor guys

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disorderly 2 points 2 months ago

What? :(

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passenger 2 points 2 months ago

Well I hope not all of them.

Also, have to add, not paying taxes is not a flex to me

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RedSnt 3 points 2 months ago

Quick animal fact: Hedgehogs can shit themselves to death if given regular cows milk.
Apparently they made commercials in the UK 14+ years ago about this..

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TheReturnOfPEB 3 points 2 months ago

Either do you. But the consequences a would be for you.

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Funkt4st1c 3 points 2 months ago

True, they primarily eat chili dogs

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mycodesucks 2 points 2 months ago

Am hedgehog. Can confirm.

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wonderingwanderer 2 points 2 months ago

Gotta go fast

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Kolanaki 1 point 2 months ago

https://youtube.com/shorts/4lWqr2xKwYE

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