The best part

2 months ago by Track_Shovel to c/lemmyshitpost

Sibshops 71 points 2 months ago

This seems like it would harm the cylinder

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gon 8 points 2 months ago

Fantastic comment.

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SatansMaggotyCumFart 27 points 2 months ago

Have you even put it over your own glans on a cold night?

It’s heavenly.

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Gork 20 points 2 months ago

Thank you Mr. CumFart for this poetry.

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Town 12 points 2 months ago

Do you want to get ants?

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too_high_for_this 5 points 2 months ago

Don't give me any more ideas, devil toot

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PattyMcB 9 points 2 months ago

I will from this day forth never not think about it as marshmallow foreskin

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daggermoon 8 points 2 months ago

Circumcision is barbaric.

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Ruusunmarja -5 points 2 months ago

I feckin hate foreskin on penises.

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Epp 4 points 2 months ago

Right? Just like I hate eyelids on eyes.

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Johandea 7 points 2 months ago

What's happening in the picture is called degloving and it's not at all how foreskins work.

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NoForwadSlashS 2 points 2 months ago

They can work this way once

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Track_Shovel 1 point 2 months ago

If you look at it upside down it is

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Upperhand 6 points 2 months ago

Please don't call it that... I mean, I get it, but please don't.

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De4th69 6 points 2 months ago

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iocase 4 points 2 months ago

I do it with my teeth and give it herpes just like god intended

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