As part of his efforts to be a better feminist and more devoted husband, trump takes care of thanksgiving (2019)

3 years ago by Lauchs to c/fakehistoryporn

Lauchs 48 points 3 years ago

Reality: Amidst a government shutdown, trump invited a college football champion team to thr White House for dinner. Which ended up being a boatload of cold Mcdonalds.

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MermaidsGarden 36 points 3 years ago

For me this picture sums up the entire Trump presidency.

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Lucidlethargy 26 points 3 years ago

I was going to say... I never thought about this at the time, but there's no way that's all not stone cold.

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beckerist 24 points 3 years ago
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NegativeLookBehind 9 points 3 years ago

Instant soggy drywall flavor

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cashsky -1 points 3 years ago

Alternate reality: Trump solves global hunger

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Chemical 35 points 3 years ago

What a disgusting picture in so many ways. The most being the contrast to Lincoln in the portrait behind him. Convince me we’re not in full fledge “Idiocracy” mode.

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CitizenKong 11 points 3 years ago

Worse, the president in Idiocracy valued the opinion of people more intelligent than him.

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Steeve 8 points 3 years ago

Well, technically President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho only enlists Not Sure/Joe Bauer's help to fix the nation-wide food shortage caused by watering plants with sports drink (Brawndo's got what plants crave, it's got electrolytes) because they're starving and don't have any other options, and when he doesn't fix it within one week he gets thrown into a demolition derby against monster trucks with only a dildo to defend himself.

So I wouldn't say he necessarily valued the opinion of people more intelligent than him, at least until the prostitute from 2005 proves that watering plants with water (like out of the toilet) works just in time.

Great movie.

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Lucz1848 26 points 3 years ago

This picture was a carefully staged photo op, that Donald Trump wanted out there.

He also stared directly at a solar eclipse once.

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altima_neo 12 points 3 years ago

Wasn't this for that meal they had for some football team that were guests at the Whitehouse or something like that?

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groupofcrows 21 points 3 years ago

Eating McDonalds is fine. But going to the White House and getting served McDonalds, is like getting a Transformer box for Christmas and finding a Gobot inside.

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macrocephalic 12 points 3 years ago

Yes, the fact that he's proudly smiling shows who this man truly is. That and the time he stood at a press conference in front of experts and suggested that he had found the solution to COVID and it was just injecting bleach. I just wish he'd tried it.

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CitizenKong 5 points 3 years ago

After ignoring people advising him to wear special sunglasses.

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dylanTheDeveloper 5 points 3 years ago

Because he wanted to see it

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JohnDClay 2 points 3 years ago

Before totality? It's fine to watch without glasses during totality.

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Spacegrass 24 points 3 years ago

Also consider that at the time, the Trump International Hotel was mere blocks away, containing multiple high end restaurants. He chose McD’s, since he was such a billionaire.

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Lauchs 3 points 3 years ago

Ha, never thought about that!

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FireTower 2 points 3 years ago

He probably paid for the meals with gov funds. If he were to pay his own company with that money it'd create a conflict of interest. And if he was to have his own hotel cook then it'd cost him money.

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wahming 4 points 3 years ago

Yeah, he's definitely wary of conflicts of interests

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Skanky 12 points 3 years ago

Hamberders

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dylanTheDeveloper 2 points 3 years ago

I walk to burger king, then I walk home from the burgerking

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LesDeuxBonsYeux 9 points 3 years ago

The Fool's buffet

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half_built_pyramids 8 points 3 years ago

The farts on Black Friday must've been the most rancid

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