FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’

The FBI has reportedly relaxed hiring standards that previously automatically disqualified applicants who admitted to hiring prostitutes, engaging in bestiality, or stealing from an employer.

Nonprophet 21 points 2 months ago

Lemme guess though that weed will still get you fired

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_stranger_ 13 points 2 months ago

Straight to the brown children wing of ICE prison for you.

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reallykindasorta 18 points 2 months ago

Hey look at us! A country that can’t manage to recruit anyone into our government who hasn’t committed a sex crime.

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umbrella 8 points 2 months ago

are they in that much of a hurry to hire?

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AviAdi 7 points 2 months ago

Hey, if the boss can do it, why can't the rest of the agents?

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EliteCloneMike 7 points 2 months ago

Googly Eyed CHUDs have unique hiring rules.

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gray 5 points 2 months ago

one of these things is not like the other

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eldavi 2 points 2 months ago

they are to the burger reich

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wasabi_noir 4 points 2 months ago

Bestiality should be an automatic disqualification for continuing to breathe.

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AviAdi 3 points 2 months ago

Hey, leave the girls that love horses alone

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daivika_sareeram 2 points 2 months ago

LMAO they do this but won't hire you for the strangest, normal things unless you are their prostitute. Down terrible and not surprising.

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