That’s one hell of a bonus card [OC]

a month ago by oldmanalex to c/funny

lasta 30 points a month ago

A fitting metaphor for their health insurance system, when you think about it.

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the_riviera_kid 13 points a month ago

I hate that you are right.

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gegil 10 points a month ago

Does "ct." mean something? If not, those cookies are absurdly priced for just 3.6 grams.

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BurntWits 23 points a month ago

Probably “count”. As in each. So 18 count, or 18 cookies specifically.

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cokeslutgarbage 9 points a month ago

I think it means "count" like "18 ct" means "18 count" means there are 18 cookies in the package

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gegil -17 points a month ago

Since when does ct. Mean count? The only things i was able to find online, were carat (ct, unit of measurement of mass), ct count (covid-19), Connecticut (ct as shortened)

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BananaIsABerry 20 points a month ago

Internet man finds out the struggle of inconsistent units of measure.

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lemmyman 13 points a month ago

Wikipedia got you fam

ct following a number means the number of items contained in a package (e.g. zucchini 3 ct); abbreviation of 'count'

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CT

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TrickDacy 7 points a month ago path: 0 25636312 25636482 25637181 25638021, hotness: undefined, score: 7, children: 3
gegil 1 point a month ago

Oh, this is why. Maybe i just was to biased to not use this search prompt, or and also that unlike in us, in my country food is not measured in count, but always in grams or mililiters. Thanks for explanation.

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TrickDacy 5 points a month ago

Since when? In the US this has been used in stores for decades that I know of.

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KoboldCoterie 3 points a month ago

ct is Count, most likely. It's possible it's a mistake; it's also possible that they're hoping people who don't have the card will see $3.99 and miss the 'price with card' note, and not check the price when they check out.

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kungen 2 points a month ago

Has it gotten that bad in America that you'd be able to put an extra $100 on groceries without most people noticing? $10 though, sure.

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KoboldCoterie 1 point a month ago

A lot of folks use grocery delivery services, and the people fulfilling those orders are often unlikely to care enough to be diligent. If it's on your list, they'll get it.

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RollingZeppelin 6 points a month ago

If the price per lb is the non discount price, then at 18 cookies, each cookie would weigh 1.4 lbs. Those are some massive cookies.

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TomMasz 6 points a month ago

Just don't look at the best buy date.

Also, that's shitload of money for 18 cookies. Unless they're lying, of course.

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TubularTittyFrog 3 points a month ago

what are you talking about? that's cheap.

typical store price where I am for 12 cookies is like 6-8 bucks. 4-5 bucks might get you 2-3 cookies. a single cookie will run you at 2.50.

60 count cookie from is 24 bucks. 24 is 10.

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liuther9 1 point a month ago

100$ for 18ct?

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TubularTittyFrog 2 points a month ago

it's obviously an error/fake

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TomMasz 1 point a month ago

I thought it was obvious that I meant that.

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jdr 1 point a month ago
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ZombiFrancis 2 points a month ago

One of my local grocery stores requires downloading their app. I have to manually generate and accept digital coupons in the app to get the advertised sale price on the shelf.

They have my account they've had for 20+ years tracking all my purchases for gas points. But now I need a phone app to personally and individually hand them my data they already have.

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qkall 1 point a month ago

oh god... so i worked at one of these during hs/college. one black history month they had a section for 'black history month.' no bullshit, they had cotton balls, watermelon, fried chicken. i immediately mentioned it to a black co-worker.

his response, 'yo wtf. that's fucked up.... but that's a really good price for chicken'

the company eventually apologized.

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thagoat 1 point a month ago

Man I love shopping at Giant. Must be the bloomsburg store. Damn college kids.

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