GWAR Accused of Using AI Cum in New Video

a month ago by nocturne to c/theonion

RICHMOND, Va. — Intergalactic degenerates GWAR have come under fire recently for allegedly using generative AI to create the semen for their... Continue reading this gem
fraksken 36 points a month ago

At press time, GWAR reminded fans that in 42 years, the band has never employed any intelligence in the creation of its music—artificial or otherwise.

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zod000 7 points a month ago

Solid gold quote

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dbtng 19 points a month ago path: 0 25651417, hotness: undefined, score: 19, children: 3
nocturne 6 points a month ago

My son and I saw them when they were in Albuquerque a few months ago. We would be going to see them if they were stopping here again.

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zod000 3 points a month ago

I am saddened their tour is coming to my city. I haven't seen them live since Oderus/Brockie died.

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nocturne 3 points a month ago

Blöthar is a solid new frontman.

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Hayduke 15 points a month ago

Sexellent

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nocturne 13 points a month ago

Sexcuse me?

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Hayduke 14 points a month ago

I’m sexecuting you!

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nocturne 7 points a month ago

Oh-oh! Oh-oh!
Oh-oh! Oh-oh-ohhh...

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LeftReddit2 9 points a month ago

How am I supposed to pleasure myself to the new GWAR video if the cum is unethically sourced!?

God, we live in a society, gamers. Gamers rise up.

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TheNovemberMan 1 point a month ago path: 0 25656534 25776081, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
radiofreebc 7 points a month ago
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nocturne 4 points a month ago path: 0 25658731 25659099, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 1
jaggedrobotpubes 4 points a month ago

Video blocked on YouTube.

Another reason for peertube.

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MidsizedSedan 4 points a month ago

AI is even taking away my weekend hobbies now... :(

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finallymadeanaccount 4 points a month ago

Man, give 'em a break. They've been cumming carloads at each show for years. Let 'em have some time off to recharge!

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nocturne 3 points a month ago

“Listen up maggots, because I’m only going to say this once: all the cum in ‘Cock Destroyer’ is 100% real and straight from Oderus Urungus’s mighty testicles,” said Blothar in the band’s official statement. “When Oderus fucked off to parts unknown he left behind his sentient codpiece the Cuttlefish of Cthulu and inside it, a steaming wad of scumdog spunk—enough for 10 music videos!"

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TheNovemberMan 1 point a month ago path: 0 25657215, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
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