GWAR is on tour with Mac Sabbath! Looks like they start in October. Got my ticket already.
https://www.officialmacsabbath.com/#tour-section
How am I supposed to pleasure myself to the new GWAR video if the cum is unethically sourced!?
God, we live in a society, gamers. Gamers rise up.
Video blocked on YouTube.
Another reason for peertube.
AI is even taking away my weekend hobbies now... :(
Man, give 'em a break. They've been cumming carloads at each show for years. Let 'em have some time off to recharge!
“Listen up maggots, because I’m only going to say this once: all the cum in ‘Cock Destroyer’ is 100% real and straight from Oderus Urungus’s mighty testicles,” said Blothar in the band’s official statement. “When Oderus fucked off to parts unknown he left behind his sentient codpiece the Cuttlefish of Cthulu and inside it, a steaming wad of scumdog spunk—enough for 10 music videos!"
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