Bosses Concerned That GTA 6 Release Will Cause Massive Drop in Productivity

After 13 years of waiting, some workers are taking entire weeks off to enjoy the release of GTA 6. Their bosses are bracing.

TheAgeOfSuperboredom 47 points a month ago

Oh no! My precious productivity. How will I ever afford my fifth super yacht?

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yxc999 25 points a month ago

Oh no! Think of all the unproductivity (people being happy) and the devestating impact (not being able to exploit people for your own financial gain) that would cause!

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wuphysics87 5 points a month ago

I gta you steal them

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RockBottom 13 points a month ago

Well, on the other hand, ending constant distractions will cause revolution.

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DebatableRaccoon 11 points a month ago

Oh no! The slaves underpaid workers will be using the paid time off we're forced to allow them to have!

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Daryl76679 7 points a month ago

Reminds me of how the World Cup causes a contraction in some countries’ GDP due to a lose of productivity

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helix 7 points a month ago

They take entire weeks off? Oh my God. Society will collapse.

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TheOriginalMattman 6 points a month ago

I'm a 46 year old manager in a company that trades €25m per year and I have already told my boss not to expect my presence for at least a week when this comes out.

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Voidish 1 point a month ago

Have fun, drink water.

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umbrella 5 points a month ago

no time for consuming slop! only spend!

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