Georgia officer explains why he shot beloved donkey HeeHaw during search for missing girl

a month ago by time2lose to c/nottheonion

A newly released police report provides the first detailed account from the Cedartown officer who shot and killed HeeHaw, a bottle-raised donkey, while helping search for a missing 12-year-old girl in Polk County.
baldingpudenda 116 points a month ago

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ThrowawayPermanente 46 points a month ago

It's got an acorn!

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marighost 114 points a month ago

In the first article I read about this, the property explained that the officers didn't even consult the property about executing the search on their property. I'm certain if the officers had consulted the family, they could have arranged to put the animals in a safe location so the officers could search for the girl.

But they didn't, because the police don't give a fuck. I hope they fire this clown and the family sues the department for everything they have.

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OwOarchist 22 points a month ago

and the family sues the department for everything they have.

Unfortunately, the law generally doesn't recognize 'pain and suffering' or 'emotional anguish' damages in cases involving death/injury to an animal. Generally, courts view animals strictly as property, so it would be taken as a 'damage to property' case, and damages would be limited to the replacement value of the donkey. Maybe also the cost of disposing of the body. Not sure what baby miniature donkeys go for these days, but it can't be more than a few thousand at most. And that's if the court agrees that shooting the donkey was unreasonable and unnecessary ... which I wouldn't hold my breath on -- they tend to side with the cops most of the time.

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tuxiqae 15 points a month ago

And let the cop rot in jail, right? Right??

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ChicoSuave 84 points a month ago

Officer Trenton Garner wrote that he fired one shot after the donkey charged toward officers and an attempt to scare it away with a Taser did not work, according to the Cedartown Police Department incident report.

"I tried all the ways I could force it to stop."

It's always brute force with cops. Hire the dumbest people and get the worst approaches to the easiest problems.

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RampantParanoia2365 45 points a month ago

The Polk County K-9 handler removed his Taser and activated its electrical arc in an attempt to discourage the animal, but Garner said the donkey continued toward them

He turned on a hand tazer. The donkey didn't respond to a 2 in arc of electricity, so he shot him. No warning shot, or anything either.

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daychilde 20 points a month ago

Okay, I thought I read it that way and I was confused as to what that was supposed to have done.

I suppose that compared to acorns falling on a car, this must've felt like a real threat to this cop. 🙄

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daannii 16 points a month ago

It was in a pen.

They shouldn't have been in the pen anyway. Trespassing without a warrant.

Also. Who tf gets in a random pen on a farm?

You don't know what's in there.

Could be a bull out where you can't see. Or a moose. Emus. I mean. It's just plain stupid.

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Eternal192 62 points a month ago

Cops when there is a shooter loose, just going to get another pack of donuts,

vs.

Cops when a baby donkey runs towards them, "i'm in danger"!

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EggInDisguise 50 points a month ago

Next time he should do the world a favor and shoot himself instead.

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rozodru 42 points a month ago

a MINIATURE donkey no less. Friggin blood hounds that were with them were probably bigger and more aggressive than this thing. and after looking at the neckbeard back yard yolkel photo of the cop yeah it doesn't surprised me why he'd be so scared. hope the dude never comes across a squirrel with an acorn, he'll likely get PTSD.

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daannii 10 points a month ago

A baby miniature donkey.

Tiny baby looking for interaction and affection.

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johnyreeferseed 4 points a month ago

this cop thought an acorn was a gunshot and proceeded to unload into his own car, where he had a guy on the back...

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SPRUNTnsfw 33 points a month ago

"I'm a cop. I can't just go on a call and not shoot something."

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Imgonnatrythis 32 points a month ago

Miniature Donkeys are known to cause hundreds of senseless human deaths each year. Shit, no, wait, that's cops.

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Lemminary 5 points a month ago

Those are the urban pigs.

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HotsauceHurricane 29 points a month ago

It had 4 legs and fur. Might as well have been a dog to a pig.

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Limonene 28 points a month ago

A gang of armed thugs trespassing on private property don't have a right to self defense.

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homesweethomeMrL 23 points a month ago

“explains”

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Gonzako 18 points a month ago

OK, Israel is a terrible surname

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athatet 9 points a month ago

It’s a terrible lots of things.

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antianarchist 1 point a month ago

Guess what, it is also a first name. Poor people.

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Triumph 18 points a month ago

Not Lil Sebastian!

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Redditmodstouchgrass 14 points a month ago

"Israel also rejected allegations" Fucking lmao.

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NycterVyvver 13 points a month ago

I'm no animal expert , but I've heard that some farmers will put llamas on their land to protect their other livestock from coyotes (I guess llamas are known to trample coyotes?).

Do donkeys exhibit the same behaviors? I'm just attempting to hypothesize why a donkey would "charge" a group of K-9s.

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Drusas 23 points a month ago

Yes, but this was a baby miniature donkey.

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HotsauceHurricane 16 points a month ago

Yup. Donkeys have been used as livestock protection for a very long time.

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daychilde 14 points a month ago

Yes, donkeys can be protective.

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areakode 6 points a month ago

When the training is to shoot anything in your way that can't sue you, what do you expect. Fuck pigs.

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phutatorius 1 point a month ago

Was the donkey black?

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