He was a punk, she did ballet…

Ypsilenna 47 points a month ago

I have no idea why, but my first thought was that the one in the spiky collar is a girl and the other one is a femboy, haha

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ickplant 26 points a month ago

Love is love!

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harambe69 22 points a month ago

You've been on the internet too long, that's why

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Not_mikey 6 points a month ago

They both look like girls. Female cats have narrower longer faces while male cats have wider stubbier faces and chubbier cheeks.

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FoxAlive 4 points a month ago

I think feral unnuttered boy cats get chubbier cheeks for that classic tom cat look. I could be misremembering some reddit comment that was telling a fib though.

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DrPop 2 points a month ago

Still accurate.

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Asetru 22 points a month ago

Could you please make it any more obvious?

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queerlilhayseed 9 points a month ago

What more can they say?

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CareHare 4 points a month ago

Maybe, that he wanted her?

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queerlilhayseed 6 points a month ago

He was a sk8er boi,
but not a rel8er boi,
he couldn't open up to her 💔

Though now that I review the lyrics, it seems like he did make his feelings known, but she, put off by his dangerously alternative attire, spurned his advances. Little did she know that one day he would be famous and therefore worthy of her love. So sad.

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reev 3 points a month ago

Perhaps that secretly she wanted him as well?

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slazer2au 6 points a month ago

Is one a sk8er boy and the other does ballet?

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istdaslol 5 points a month ago

And their inner selves are reversed

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notsure 5 points a month ago

Don't care if idealogically opposed to twitter or other media, who downvotes cats? Even general riposte? Shame upon your line....

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smeg 10 points a month ago

who downvotes cats?

Dogs

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village604 7 points a month ago

One of our dogs loves the cats, and can't understand why they don't want to play with her. Although our orange boy will sometimes let her chase him around (and chase her back).

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notsure 5 points a month ago

...those silly good. boys, they just don't know how good frens can sneak in-between meal treats

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lugal 4 points a month ago

On the internet, nobody knows you are a dog

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ickplant 5 points a month ago

Some people are just… miserable, I guess? Even pics of cute animals that are not from Twitter get downvoted. Idk why, but I’m certainly curious.

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notsure 4 points a month ago

Yeah? perhaps the cats are controlling the social media and they are having, ahem, cat fights?

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jaybone 4 points a month ago

Is she at the grocery store?

Is it a thing to dress up your cat and take glamour shots at mundane public locations?

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DrPop 1 point a month ago

Why not, the cat seems somewhat comfortable. Pupils are dilated so they might be somewhat stressed. But that cat would not be there in that outfit looking like that, if it wasn't okay with it.

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