That’s “The Weave.” It’s what the PR people came up with for word salad from an addled mind.
They concoct some idiotic explanation for why Trump acts the way he acts, and it goes straight into the zeitgeist as true through the unquestioning corporate media.
A weave is attached to remnants of real hair. There's no fucking way there's any real hair coming out of that head unless it's his eyebrows, ears or nose.
Why start grammar checking him now? He's never been able to speak. That was his last three brain cells firing wildly into a sea of soup.
Kinda wish this was back when medical reasearchers robbed graves for cadavars cause I doubt his brain will be volentarily donated to science.
He knows if he speaks like he's on meth he'll identify with conservative voters.
Still waiting in that DOGE check. Wasn't that supposed be a few thousand as well?
They did send out tariff checks, to massive corporations who made record profits
And the 2nd covid check.
Well, not me personally, I live in a somewhat more functioning country.
Not versed in US law, so this is mostly rambling. Couldn't ypu intepret the promise of DOGE checks to be a promise of a gift meaning a legally binding transfer of ownership? If so, how about you sue POTUS for the Doge checks? And while you are at it how about you make it a class action?
Politicians make worthless promises all the time. Nothing canbe done about it.
Literally bribing the poor and stupid for votes. Can we get rid of this clown already?
Honestly? No, probably not without...
They're already planning to rig every election, so even if they lose it's unlikely they'll leave. And even if some one did the deed Vance isn't any better, and the entire admin is stocked with lunatics.
You guys are kinda fucked tbh.
Yeah, even if they ever had a normal executive branch again (which i doubt - the US is currently speedrunning the process Russia went through after the USSR collapsed. On paper, Russia is a country with democratic institutions and free votes too), the supreme court is still stacked with bribeable republican stooges with questionable morals.
Even in Denmark, the least corrupt country in the world, the government did something similar for votes.
It was a much lower amount and masked as a supplement for increasing food prices, but still principally the same.
of course it's a problem that he's lying, but the infinitely bigger problem is that millions of people will 100% believe it and bank their entire family's (not to mention everyone else's family's) future on it
Remember when conservatives still pretended to be fiscally conservative?
He's leaning into a winning strategy for himself: lie about something that obviously you aren't going to do, and then lie some about something else you'll definitely do 😉 to distract from the fact that you didn't deliver on the last thing (or really anything).
It's a sign of very stupid times that Elon Musk basically runs the exact same conman mechanism and has used it to great business success, while Trump was a loser in business that didn't really make serious money until he started presidenting.
People just don't keep track of all of the broken promises...and I can't blame all of them, some of us have jobs.
This guy has "promised" about doing hundreds or thousands of things for "America" and delivered on single digits of those "promises".
I worry the centrists will believe it and vote accordingly
:%s/centrists/idiots/g
centrists dont watch fox, its for the pleb, conservatives boomers voters
Oh come on the only ones dumb enough to believe that are the commies.
They’ll see the free money and do whatever they can to get it.
Cmon Satan, you used to be cool.
I've never been cool and I've always hated commies.
I just hate conservatives more.
$2,500 now, $2,500 if you win. Surely no problem.
Trump and MAGA explained:
The Pickleman Orangeman tricked me again...
Universal Basic Bribe
faux news losing to outlets like newsmax, and oan, so they have to seem like they are both sides.
"He fooled us 6 times..then..we got smart"
easy. there's no executive order~ he can't do it~
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