5 o’clock somewhere [Twonks]

a month ago by cannedtuna to c/comicstrips

Twonks | Bluesky

Transcript

Comics in two panels

Panel 1: An office worker looks at his wristwatch and says “Well, it’s 5 o’clock somewhere”

Panel 2: the office worker walks out the door while his coworker, still hard at work, watches. A clock on the wall behind the coworker reads 10 o’clock.

ExLisper 44 points a month ago

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cannedtuna 17 points a month ago

Subtle

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ladicius 8 points a month ago

Obviously.

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isles 8 points a month ago

My newly set expectations are once again subverted!

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Tenthrow 24 points a month ago

Man, if this worked, I'd be the happiest person you know.

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terranoid 17 points a month ago

It does work with some bosses who get really confused about your non concern, especially if they see you normally work really hard and get shit done. They kind of don't know what to do about it if they don't want to lose you.

I've seen people pull it off and also sometimes they're just burnt the fuck out and don't care, especially if the time you choose to do it doesn't make them look worse or add work for them.

Make your boss's life easy 90% of the time time and they usually won't care.

You really have to find the sort of job where you have specific things you need to get done and done well, and if you accomplish that you generally make your own hours.

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violentfart 15 points a month ago

You never know until you try!

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LibertyLizard 6 points a month ago

Works great as long as you don't mind not getting paid.

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BillyClark 20 points a month ago

Psyche! The time is actually 10PM.

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dohpaz42 12 points a month ago

5 o’clock is 5 o’clock.

Now where’s my lost shaker of salt?

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Dadifer 5 points a month ago

Some people say there's a woman to blame.

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Hideakikarate 6 points a month ago

But I know, it's my own damn fault.

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Dadifer 4 points a month ago

It is, indeed.

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sik0fewl 1 point a month ago

Not in Newfoundland!

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palordrolap 9 points a month ago

"It's 9 o'clock somewhere too. Get back to work." - The Boss, probably.

... this might actually be a from a Matt Groening Life is Hell / Work is Hell comic strip now that I think about it.

But it's possible I've been around long enough to expect this sort of thing from at least one sort of manager.

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Tango 1 point a month ago

That's explicitly what the song is about. Ditching work in the middle of the workday because fuck 'em, and proceeding to get shitfaced.

I can't really say this comic is funny if it's just repeating the exact meaning of the song at face value.

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BillyClark 5 points a month ago

The phrase "It's 5 o'clock somewhere" is much older than that song. I was aware of that as a fairly popular saying long before the song came out. Apparently, it dates back to at least 1959.

That doesn't really affect your point, which is that the comic is just retelling a famous joke almost exactly as the joke was originally stated.

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Noel_Skum 2 points a month ago

“The sun is past the yardarm” and “it’s 5 o’clock somewhere” are fairly heavily used phrases in the UK to signal that it’s drinking o’clock. Twonks is from the UK. I never knew there was a song until now.

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starik 1 point a month ago

Mostly agree, but I think it’s about the time of day when it is socially acceptable to start drinking.

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hanrahan 1 point a month ago

I can't really say this comic is funny if it's just repeating the exact meaning of the song at face value.

I assumed it was a take on the "it's 10 o'clock somewhere" as an excuse for morning drinking, and I assume the song was some derivative of that?

Anyway, that saying has been In wide use in Australia for decades

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Sam_Bass 1 point a month ago
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