What does the license plate “JZZ WZRD” mean? 🤔

21 days ago by oldmanalex to c/funny

Bonus 74 points 21 days ago

Jazz Wazard

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sundray 19 points 21 days ago

Juzz Worzord

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binarytobis 3 points 20 days ago

They’re really running out of unclaimed horse names.

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ChunderBustickles 2 points 20 days ago

you leave my kiwi accent alone!!

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cantstopthesignal 5 points 21 days ago

He knows his way around Autumn's Queefs for sure.

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Polisheocket 1 point 20 days ago

If it was a Cadillac I’d say your right but it’s a Corolla

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altphoto -1 points 21 days ago

Jizz Wizard. You've never seen all the things he can do with Jizz.

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porcelainpitcher 40 points 21 days ago

They either play an instrument or believe they possess magical abilities with ejaculate

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usualsuspect191 23 points 21 days ago

You're a jizzard, Harry

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ChicoSuave 9 points 21 days ago

Or both. They're the single overlap between jazz and jizz, outstanding at both. Like the human talent equivalent of 40 degree weather.

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pdxfed 11 points 21 days ago

Sax/sex

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mnemonicmonkeys 4 points 21 days ago

Maybe they're a gay virgin in their 30's?

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zarkanian 33 points 21 days ago

Fun fact: The music that they're playing in the cantina in Star Wars: A New Hope is called "jizz" and the musicians are called "jizz-wailers". This is canon.

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gastroglizzy 11 points 21 days ago

This is canon.

Not anymore. Per https://www.cbr.com/star-wars-cantina-music-genre/

The music that is played by cantina band(s) like Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes is known as jizz, first noted in 1983's novelization of Return of the Jedi. However, the official title didn’t come into fruition until 1995 in the "Tales from the Mos Eisley Cantina." The back cover officiated the music genre: “In a far-off corner of the universe, on the small desert planet of Tatooine, there is a dark, nic-i-tain-filled cantina where you can down your favorite intoxicant while listening to the best jizz riffs in the universe.” Specifically, it’s a mixture of jazz, upbeat, and swinging style that is similar to the music people still listen to today. Music players of jizz are also called jizz-wailers. This musical genre could be heard by the characters from within the story, producing a realistic feel of what is considered entertainment in the Star Wars universe.

Unfortunately, the title is no longer considered canon and is only a part of Star Wars Legends, where anything published before 2014 from within the Star Wars universe is considered not canon. For canon purposes, the first actual appearance of a cantina band was in Jabba’s Palace in Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi with the band Sy Snootles and the Wailers, also known as the Max Rebo Band. The first song that played over was "Lapti Nek," which played over the death of Oola. However by 1997, a special edition replaced the song with a more upbeat swing on the music. The new song was called "Jedi Rocks," and Sy Snootles' puppet costume was now a CGI rendition of the character. What’s considered canonized and what’s not remains a bit cluttered. But for now, the Max Rebo Band is the only canon jizz music group within Star Wars continuity.

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sorghum 17 points 21 days ago

Fuck Disney. Look how they massacred my boy canon.

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OnyxRex 8 points 21 days ago

What they did to force witches alone is heartbreaking. There was a moment, in Acolyte where I thought might fix it but they didn't really, and the show got cancelled.

I'm not a toxic fanboy but damn if they don't love taking old canon, ripping it apart and then gluing it back together so it's almost the same but not at all really. like busting up a sports car to build a wagon and it sucks to see.

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LiarAmongAll 2 points 21 days ago

It's like they looked at the EU that already existed, and threw darts at what to keep and what to toss to the point of incoherence. Which is rough, because the EU (Legends as a whole) was so ripe with amazing material.

Disney definitely shit the bed, and I'm not even that big of a Star wars guy beyond loving stormtroopers lol

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gastroglizzy 2 points 21 days ago

I don't like it either. Star Wars books were life in school

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yakko 5 points 21 days ago

Well this is great actually, because now my favourite Star Wars fact naturally incorporates my seething hatred of Disney.

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whaleross 4 points 21 days ago

I can't say I care anything about Star Wars canon, but "anything published before 2014 from within the Star Wars universe is considered not canon" makes me irritated.

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Janx 2 points 21 days ago

Tales from the Mos Eisley Cantina is really, really good. It expands and enriches the stories of characters that had like a single second of screentime and makes you care about them in ways you never imagined you would. It's my favorite Star Wars book! I'm a little biased because of nostalgia, though...

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Varesti 23 points 21 days ago

NSFW:

Tap for spoiler

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hessenjunge 10 points 20 days ago

I have so many questions that I will never ask

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thisisbutaname 9 points 21 days ago

Fascinating

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Kolanaki 18 points 21 days ago

Jizz Wizard

"I cast, PRE-MATURE EJACULATION!"

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Natanox 5 points 21 days ago path: 0 25987505 25987871, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 0
SomethingBurger 4 points 20 days ago

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LaLuzDelSol 7 points 20 days ago

You have six fingers on your right hand... someone was looking for you.

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cantstopthesignal 3 points 20 days ago

That's not what I meant when I said bust a nut.

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Toryu122 3 points 20 days ago

"I CAST! SPONTANEOUS BUSTIONS"

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betahack 14 points 21 days ago

...I don't know....but he probably comes on time...

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rockerface 8 points 21 days ago

A wizard, as we all know, is never late nor he is early.

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ZombieCyborgFromOuterSpace 12 points 21 days ago

Another way of saying "cum bender"

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dharmacurious 3 points 21 days ago

I want to be a cum bender. That sounds fun.

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fake 9 points 21 days ago

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spizzat2 1 point 21 days ago
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sunsofold 8 points 21 days ago

Male porn star/escort, fertility specialist, or star wars cantina musician?

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points 20 days ago

don't forget super gay klansman

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sunsofold 2 points 20 days ago

Did you think you'd be saying that sentence when you woke up today?

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 point 20 days ago

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BooBees 6 points 21 days ago

Means he really enjoyed college and his parents are probably pissed for several reasons

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Themosthighstrange 2 points 20 days ago

Jizz wizzard

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friend_of_satan 2 points 21 days ago
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FavouriteShapes 1 point 21 days ago

The sorcerer Jezebel

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BarneyPiccolo 1 point 20 days ago path: 0 26000856, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
HamsterRage 1 point 20 days ago

He was one of Jeff Healey's sidemen?

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