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ah, so that's why touch typing is important

18 days ago by QuinnyCoded to c/programmer_humor

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QuinnyCoded 54 points 18 days ago

just realized the keyboard is upside down so my joke doesn't even make sense 😔

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Skipcast 36 points 18 days ago

It's low level backend programming

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grue 9 points 18 days ago

Must be Australian, too.

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WhoIzDisIz 8 points 18 days ago

Could be worse - could be typing on someone's ass (the "back end").

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SeductiveTortoise 3 points 18 days ago

How is that worse, depending on the person you're typing on, of course?

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WhoIzDisIz 4 points 18 days ago

Gonna take quite a bit longer to finish the project that way...

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Viking_Hippie 2 points 18 days ago

Depends. I bet you could slap one of those rollable silicone keyboards on a flat ass with minimal loss of productivity as long as the ass haver is patient and good at lying still.

...is not a sentence I ever thought I'd type 😄

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r4venw 1 point 18 days ago

Give me 37.5 seconds max and I'll finish. Ez

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bl4ckp1xx13 39 points 18 days ago

Now this is a real backend developer.

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Agent641 7 points 18 days ago

Is this the move that makes the big booty?

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bl4ckp1xx13 5 points 18 days ago

One of the moves yes. Hip thrust.

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SCmSTR 4 points 17 days ago

If you do this, have your feet even, not like in the picture. Also, make sure your shoulders rest in the proper position against a thing that isn't going to move or fall at all. In fact, just go look up how up do it properly and not take advice from whatever this picture is.

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bl4ckp1xx13 2 points 17 days ago

Yeah no this diagram is fucking awful it's just the first one I came across.

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prettybunnys -1 points 18 days ago

Squats for your backend, those are clearly for legs.

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bl4ckp1xx13 1 point 18 days ago

You can just about make out it is engaging the butt too, it's just a poor angle.

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prettybunnys -1 points 18 days ago

As a gym rat with a fat ass, squats for your cheeks.

These make ya legs pop like Ms. Incredible

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SCmSTR 2 points 17 days ago

Hip thrusts are basically the targeted exercise for gluteus maximus.

You can do squats too, but you're gonna end up with big legs and core, too, depending on the type of squat.

Also squats are arguably a much more dangerous move if you fuck it up.

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bl4ckp1xx13 1 point 18 days ago

Sure, but hip thrusts do both too.

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Feathercrown 19 points 18 days ago

Gonna end my internet today on a good note with this post. Goodnight funny people in my phone

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john117 3 points 18 days ago

I hope you are well rested

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Feathercrown 3 points 17 days ago

I am indeed

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SCmSTR 2 points 17 days ago

Always the right move.

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SkunkWorkz 15 points 18 days ago

The office where I produce the most back end development output

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SCmSTR 2 points 17 days ago

I miss desks like that. They were strong af, made out of wood, felt nice, had space, and easy to clean on and under and around.

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JackFrostNCola 1 point 17 days ago

Python?

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hayvan 14 points 18 days ago

Ai generated developer pictures be like.

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chuckleslord 11 points 18 days ago

The humble full-stack developer:

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Kolanaki 10 points 18 days ago

They don't use their hands. They stick the keyboard up their backend and do kegel crunches.

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64bithero 7 points 18 days ago

To me this is reverse engineering

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minfapper 7 points 17 days ago

Not gonna lie - expected there to be more ass involved in "back end"

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nihilomaster 6 points 18 days ago

Do all backend developers have their vision moved back and to the right so they look over their own shoulder?

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Feathercrown 13 points 18 days ago

Yes, unfortunately they don't know how to fix their vision's css

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captain_aggravated 2 points 18 days ago

Need a poiuy keyboard.

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not_IO 2 points 18 days ago

I'm developing my backend at the gym

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