When I was a kid, my parents had a coworker in the office that would help himself from the liquor bottle they had in the workplace (yeah, different times, I know) without permission.

One day, they added some laxative to the bottle. That was the last time the coworker touched the bottle.

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ChicoSuave 8 points 10 days ago

Should have used a habanero fruit jelly like mango or pineapple. Give them the sense of jelly and everything is ok, then the heat ramps up.

Or ghost pepper if the exam day for lesson you're teaching.

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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor 6 points 10 days ago

Remember to fill one with "strawberry" cream (red chili, the HOT one).

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Bluegrass_Addict 2 points 10 days ago

tbf, I'd want a second. what the average person thinks is 'hot', I find mild/bland or just sweet. I'd gladly eat a hot donut and want a second. i frequently eat ghost Pepper hot sauce and love it.

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Quetzalcutlass 3 points 10 days ago

Sweet and heat is such an amazing combination. There's an Italian chain near me whose lasagna is different from every other I've ever tried. The filling is a tomato meat sauce that's incredibly sweet to the point it's almost fruity. It's delicious enough normally, but a simple sprinkle of Cayenne or Aleppo on the top turns it into one of the best dishes I've ever had.

what the average person thinks is 'hot', I find mild/bland or just sweet

Heat tolerance at that level sucks, doesn't it? I add more Cayenne pepper to a single serving of food than Chef John puts in an entire four-person meal and sometimes I can still barely notice the heat, but if it's not there the meal feels soulless, like it's missing an entire dimension of flavor or something.

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daychilde 6 points 10 days ago

Do be cautious. You can get in trouble in some places for that - I mean with the law. And whether or not the law, some employers might fire for that, wrong as that would be. Mustard is one of those that probably skirts the line of harm. It is spicy, so someone might have an adverse enough reaction.

Lemme be clear: The thief sucks and deserves that and more. I'm only worried about you.

Hopefully it all turns out alright and 'street' justice works.

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gastroglizzy 4 points 9 days ago

It's all about intent. You can't tell anyone you knew someone else would eat it. If anyone asks, you have to say, "I'm allowed to prepare MY donuts any way I like, and on that particular day, I decided to try a new recipe because that's what I wanted to eat."

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darvocet 4 points 10 days ago

I worked somewhere that a girl peed in her orange juice that kept getting stolen and probably would have gotten away with it but told people she peed in her oj. Fired.

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danc4498 4 points 10 days ago

Where do you keep your donuts that somebody is stealing them?

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Zachariah 7 points 10 days ago

at work

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Ioughttamow 17 points 10 days ago

Classic mistake. Donuts should be stored in the belly