Cannibalism

12 days ago by gigaqps to c/funny

Akasazh 36 points 12 days ago

Only a ginger can call another ginger, ginger.

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Zozano 23 points 12 days ago

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Akasazh 3 points 12 days ago

I mean Elmo is quite overtly a ginger

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StupidBrotherInLaw 3 points 11 days ago

Elmo is the level of ginger achieved when one ginger eats the heart of another, absorbing their power.

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YeahToast 13 points 12 days ago path: 0 26168778 26169605, hotness: undefined, score: 13, children: 0
kryptonianCodeMonkey 3 points 12 days ago

What about "Ginja"? Or what if I'm just singing the words of my favorite Irish Folk song? Or what if my grandmother was strawberry blonde? Or what if I'm invited to the cabbage boil?

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StupidBrotherInLaw 1 point 11 days ago

Add some boiled bacon and my family resembles this comment.

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happysplinter 3 points 11 days ago

And only a ninja can sneak up on another ninja.

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craigers 2 points 11 days ago path: 0 26168778 26193218, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
RaoulDuke25 1 point 11 days ago

Ginger balls

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SourDragon 1 point 12 days ago

If you are part of a particular demographic, then you can tell jokes about it. Fluffy can tell fat jokes. George Lopez can tell Mexican jokes. Rosie O'Donnell can tell lesbian jokes. Etc, etc.

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boonhet 4 points 11 days ago

If the jokes are actually good and not a cheap attempt to degrade the demographic, you'll often find that it's acceptable to tell said jokes without being part of the demographic.

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kryptonianCodeMonkey 3 points 12 days ago

George Lopez can tell Mexican jokes.

I mean... not well. But he's allowed.

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gigaqps 2 points 11 days ago

"So, two pedophiles walk into a bar..."

- Jimmy Carr

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Vandals_handle 1 point 11 days ago

And Carlos Mencia tells George Lopez jokes.

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TaeKwonDoh 26 points 12 days ago

Great meme

Except she's not a real ginger :O

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raspberriesareyummy 8 points 12 days ago

Who is it? Asking for a friend...

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Yesbutnotquite 24 points 11 days ago

It's an ai version of the original I'm afrad

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synapse1278 14 points 11 days ago

Damn. Why people feel the need to slopify a perfectly cromulent meme ?

You earn a coupon for your great slop-checking effort:

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raspberriesareyummy 7 points 11 days ago

oh shoot. slop machine got me thirst-trapped :p what kind of sick individual thinks having some generative slop software retouch people in memes is acceptable?

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Colloidal 1 point 10 days ago

I thought she just dyed her hair. My AI sensors are defective.

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Shindo66 6 points 12 days ago

She really is one of the most beautiful girls ive ever seen

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glibg10b 6 points 11 days ago

Narrator: And that's when his AI gooning arc began...

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clay_pidgin 3 points 11 days ago path: 0 26170111 26182704 26183646 26192608, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 2
Shindo66 2 points 11 days ago

Yeah, I see it now...

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raspberriesareyummy 2 points 11 days ago

I wouldn't compare, but definitely a very attractive woman. Not sure though if I should read "Except she’s not a real ginger :O" as @TaeKwonDoh@lemmy.world knows who she is, or just that they judged from the pictures that the hair might be dyed.

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Shindo66 1 point 12 days ago
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sundray 12 points 12 days ago

Does this mean Dr. Pepper is made out of real doctors?!

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wittymcusername 11 points 12 days ago

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AeonFelis 2 points 12 days ago

Try mixing some with apple syrup and see what happens.

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Sxan 2 points 12 days ago

What happens?

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boonhet 2 points 11 days ago

Well if it's made of real doctors, the apple should keep them away

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Dumpdog 1 point 11 days ago

No, Dr. Pepper just comes in the can.

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KittyCat 10 points 11 days ago

Get this slop out of here, this is an AI redraw.

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SocialMediaRefugee 8 points 12 days ago

Eat ginger? I was more of a Mary Ann guy.

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eah 7 points 11 days ago

I understood that reference and only because my parents rented seasons of their childhood TV shows and forced me to watch them.

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StupidBrotherInLaw 2 points 11 days ago

I understood that reference because I'm likely nearly as old as your parents. Big sigh.

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Vandals_handle 4 points 11 days ago

Mmmm, coconut cream pie.

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AeonFelis 8 points 12 days ago

Can't spell "cannibalism" without a "can".

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baronvonj 3 points 12 days ago

or "bali"

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SethTaylor 5 points 12 days ago

This just makes me want to drink it more

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Bipauler 3 points 12 days ago

I've got a cat named Ginger

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brem 3 points 12 days ago

ouroboros

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sircac 2 points 11 days ago

Soylent green!

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tehWrapper 1 point 12 days ago

Didn't they remove that slogan a while back?

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