Neuralink this guy to a psychotherapist

8 days ago by America to c/comicstrips

https://www.florkofcows.com/

Two men peer toward a third. One says to the other "hey you see that guy over there? he's got a neuralink so I paired my xbox controller to his BRAIN"
The other replies "Oh cool are you going to make him do some wholesome chungus stuff like love himself?"
The first leans forward and states "No, hes going to believe in demons by the end of the day."

psx_crab 24 points 7 days ago

Play "the bluetooth dewise is really to pear" over and over again at random time.

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joelfromaus 7 points 7 days ago

Ah, yes. The dewise.

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sundray 15 points 7 days ago

This is what Elon Musk wants to do to Greta Thunberg.

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FireWire400 12 points 7 days ago

I think he wants to do much worse things to her

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sundray 4 points 7 days ago

Absolutely true. Luckily, Elon Musk has no dick.

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TheTechnician27 13 points 8 days ago

Hi, OP. Per Rule 4, please provide credit or attempt to find the author if you don't know who they are. If you can't find them after searching, that's fine, especially given this artstyle has been repurposed over and over again. We just like to make sure the author gets credit whenever possible so people can enjoy more of their work.

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Gullible 15 points 8 days ago

Oop, forgot to re-add it when I pasted my transcription. My b

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TheTechnician27 8 points 8 days ago

Thanks!

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SourDragon 11 points 7 days ago

I love these short, wholesome threads where rules are being enforced and no one bitches about it but instead is like "whoops lemme fix that thx for reminding me" and it just gets resolved

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vivalapivo 6 points 8 days ago

Little do they know, his subscription is due

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