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8 days ago by Track_Shovel to c/microblogmemes

TropicalDingdong 126 points 8 days ago

At least you know they aren't using AI. Anyways, boneappletea.

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victorz 26 points 8 days ago

Probably voice to text though eh.

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jaybone 10 points 8 days ago

The only way to outsmart AI is to use idioms incorrectly.

Until the AI figures out this little trick. Then we all just talk like we’re stupid.

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DagwoodIII 19 points 8 days ago

You're preaching to the horse's mouth

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jaygray91 8 points 8 days ago

you forgot to put in thorns

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DagwoodIII 6 points 7 days ago

That's a kettle of a different color!

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Funkt4st1c 4 points 7 days ago

Even a blind elephant can remember to nut twice a day

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DagwoodIII 1 point 7 days ago

Pix or it didn't happen!

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bitchkat 1 point 7 days ago

Pretty sure it's horse's choir.

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DagwoodIII 1 point 7 days ago

In Wales, it's preaching to the horse's collar.

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MajorasTerribleFate 2 points 6 days ago

"Artificial intelligence" finally makes sense. We artificially dumb down our own human output to evade AI, artificially inflating how intelligent it seems.

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echodot 3 points 8 days ago

Oh volia

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QueenHawlSera 53 points 8 days ago

Bone Apple Tea

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SharkAttak 51 points 8 days ago

It's even taught in kindergarten, the famous "Head, shoulders, knee to nose" basis.

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SaharaMaleikuhm 9 points 8 days ago

Teach em early how to deal with Nazis. I approve!

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4am 37 points 8 days ago

Everyone knows it’s β€œneedle-nose basis”

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fartographer 8 points 8 days ago

"Bases"

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SparroHawc 27 points 8 days ago

As in, if you ask, we are going to apply our knee to your nose.

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Quibblekrust 19 points 8 days ago

This happens all the time to me with speak to Tex.

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wreckedcarzz 13 points 8 days ago

All my exs live in Tex is...

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gastroglizzy 6 points 8 days ago

That's why I hang my hat on the ten I see

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SaharaMaleikuhm 8 points 8 days ago

Latex my beloved

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benderbeerman 2 points 7 days ago

Auto co-wrecked?

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grimdeter 17 points 8 days ago

Not a native speaker, what should be the original/right version?

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cryptiod137 41 points 8 days ago

It would be "on a need to know basis"

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jaybone 10 points 8 days ago

I’m guessing this supposed HR person is also not a native speaker.

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deadalus 33 points 8 days ago

With how many native speakers still mess up your and you're, and especially "should of" instead of should've, I would actually wager theyre a native speaker

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Varpeggio 4 points 8 days ago

Also, plurals being possesified. For example, ACHs v. ACH’s.

Drives me fucking insane.

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bitchkat 0 points 7 days ago

Just forget the contraction and right "should have". When pronounced correctly it sounds nothing like 'of'.

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bitchkat 9 points 7 days ago

I wouldn't guess that at all.

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blackshirt 4 points 8 days ago

May be auto correct, or speach to text

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CalypsoGirl 3 points 8 days ago

s πŸ‘

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StabbingSky 2 points 7 days ago

Or they use STT instead of typing and don't proofread their emails.

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Elgenzay 14 points 8 days ago path: 0 26185916 26186215, hotness: undefined, score: 14, children: 1
grimdeter 5 points 8 days ago

Thank you!

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MissJinx 16 points 8 days ago

That's why I don't care if I make mistakes in english. It's not my native language and I make far fewer mistakes than some americans lol

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myyass 2 points 8 days ago

I have to make sure I don't write in a different word order sigh.

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mycodesucks 12 points 8 days ago

Congrats, buddy - that's the worst anyone's ever done it.

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echodot 10 points 8 days ago

The best one I heard was "Hull in a blue" but alI also like "Moo point"

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kryptonianCodeMonkey 11 points 8 days ago

"Moo point" might be an intentional eggcorn meant to reference to Friends. Joey famously calls it a "moo point" and justifies is by saying that it is "Like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter. It's moo."

And, "hull in a blue" isn't a true eggcorn because it doesn't technically make logical sense in context... but, to be fair, it makes exactly as much sense as "hullabaloo" does, so...

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bitchkat 5 points 7 days ago

I often see 'mute point' for 'moot point'

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blargh513 2 points 7 days ago

My boss says this. He's a c-suite exec. Nobody corrects him.

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ShellMonkey 4 points 8 days ago

Very specific puisments for improper disclosure written in

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humanspiral 4 points 8 days ago

if the room is only flooded to your ankles and you can't smell it, then you do not need to know/be told evacuation/panic procedures yet.

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tigermountain 3 points 8 days ago

I'm just waiting for lots of stuff like this to get sucked into AI training data so then AI will begin to respond like this.

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