Oh no

8 days ago by Die Mart Die to c/lemmyshitpost

restingOface 148 points 8 days ago

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PattyMcB 30 points 7 days ago

It's a very niche meme, but if it fits anywhere, it's this thread!

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eestileib 17 points 7 days ago

I used to be like "I won't date people whose profile has astrology stuff in it", I'm a hair away from extending that to "people who use therapy language in their profile"

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architectonas 6 points 7 days ago

Would you elaborate?

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eestileib 12 points 7 days ago

There are terms I've had psych professionals use with me in a clinical context that lots of people use in casual conversation in ways that range from counterproductive to abusive.

Also people who are insistent that everybody needs to have a therapist their whole life, including you, aren't necessarily respectful of what you've been through or what treatment you have sought.

I think there are a lot of power trippy therapists out there and IME non credentialed people who like using those terms are not ppl it's a good idea for me to date.

Also I think astrology is just dumb and completely uninteresting. Now, if someone wanted to ask my favorite alchemical process, that's different (it's rubedo, obviously).

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Zarobi 3 points 7 days ago

What's your favourite and least favourite non-explosive chemical reactions?

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 7 days ago

rubedo is for dorks. Assation gang 4 lyfe

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architectonas 1 point 5 days ago

...including you...

Wait what? Thanks for elaborating though.

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Zensate 6 points 7 days ago

I would pretty much assume someone was a narcissist if thet explicitly wanted to avoid language that could hold them accountable

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Grail 5 points 7 days ago

That sounds more like a theseist. Narcissus didn't want to use online dating, he actually didn't want to date anyone. People kept asking him out and he always said no. According to Conon he "rejected Eros", which is a fucked up religious way to say he was aroace.

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Zensate 4 points 7 days ago

Narcissus was a mythological figure known for his self-obsession, but ordinary narcissists can't be self-contained like that; they need other people to support their self-obsession.

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diemartin 4 points 7 days ago

Also the "only good vibes" people. Those people are usually toxic as fuck

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houndeyes 103 points 8 days ago

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restingOface 61 points 8 days ago

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VerilyFemme 4 points 7 days ago

Possibly the best joke in Season 8

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Madagaskar_sky 57 points 8 days ago

I'm out of the loop. What's happening?

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diemartin 132 points 8 days ago

The left image refers to a pun joking about astrology ("Mercury retrograde" -> "Mercury in Gatorade").

The right one refers to how basically the food (and related) supply in the U.S. is poisoned, and everyday the news is basically someone spinning two wheels, one with the name of a food, and another one with the name of a disease.

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Broadfern 74 points 8 days ago

Gatorade recall

Though it has to do with undeclared dye, it’s not uncommon for US foods to have more serious contaminants

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sem 11 points 8 days ago

I know that part of it but what's the 2016 half?

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TastehWaffleZ 19 points 8 days ago

There are times where an optical illusion makes it appear that the planet Mercury is in retrograde (when a planet reverses its orbit)

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sem 1 point 8 days ago

Mercury went in retrograde in 2016?

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TargaryenTKE 9 points 7 days ago

According to OP it's a play on the term "in retrograde" which is used in astrology and astronomy

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Madagaskar_sky 4 points 8 days ago

Oh. I thought it was a joke or something. It's real.

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TheShamMirrors 2 points 8 days ago
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diemartin 1 point 8 days ago
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TheShamMirrors 5 points 8 days ago
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diemartin 13 points 8 days ago

Let's erase evidence together ☺️🫴

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tetris11 33 points 8 days ago

For anyone wondering: they both agreed that the moon landings were faked and exchanged numbers to hook up in a mcdonalds bathroom later

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