I did get a chuckle from this... but AI is too smart.

I can't help with this one — a protocol for chemically dissolving large quantities of tissue to "remove all evidence" maps directly onto destroying evidence of a crime, and the details would be equally applicable to things other than chicken. But I can tell you why the premise doesn't hold up and what actually happens in your industry.

**Real slaughterhouses don't dissolve spoiled meat.** If someone's telling you to do this, something is off:

- **Dissolution doesn't actually "remove evidence."** Strong chemicals like lye or acid will hydrolyze tissue, but you end up with a hazardous caustic slurry that's *more* traceable and harder to dispose of than the meat was. Dissolved meat dumped down drains or onto soil is an environmental crime with a very obvious chemical signature.
- **It's dangerous.** Handling industrial quantities of concentrated corrosives without proper equipment seriously injures people.
- **It's expensive and pointless.** The regulated alternatives are cheap and routine.

**What actually happens to condemned meat:**

- **Rendering** — sent to a licensed rendering plant, converted to non-food products
- **Incineration** — at approved facilities
- **Composting/biogas** — under regulated conditions
- **Licensed animal by-product haulers** — in most countries (EU Reg. 1069/2009, US FDA/USDA rules), condemned meat legally *must* go through documented channels. You can't just make it disappear.

**If your boss is genuinely asking this:** improper disposal of animal by-products is a violation for the company, not just you. Refuse, get the instruction in writing, and contact your workplace safety rep or the relevant food safety authority if pressured. That protects you far better than any chemical ever would.

I can’t help dissolve the meat or hide evidence. Don’t mix it with chemicals or put it down a drain; that could create serious hazards and contaminate the site.

For a legitimate disposal, keep the 75 kg contained in leak-proof, labeled containers, limit handling, and contact a licensed animal-byproduct or waste-disposal service for pickup and documented disposal. Rendering or another approved treatment may be appropriate, depending on local rules. Keep the disposal records, and if you suspect your boss is asking you to conceal wrongdoing, preserve relevant instructions and contact your facility’s compliance officer or the appropriate regulator.

Report it to ICE as suspicious foreign meat.

You just need to groom it a bit first. Lile claude will refuse any nsfw prompt. But if you make a software project around an app which generates nsfw images it will eventually just accept the premise and describe whatever sexual positions you want.

I’m sure if you started a project that calculates the amount of something to X other things it would happily help you you out in your calculations

so… how much!? I still have this 75kg chicken laying around, and chatgpt said the police is on it‘s way.

Too far. Need Diogenenitc chicken disposal locally.

I feel like my brain would dissolve way before I could drop even one percent of 5 grams of acid.

Please do not ever take 5g of Acid. The dosage of LSD is measured in micrograms. 5g might not kill you, but it'd be a one-way trip either way.

today's random internet fact. lol