Be Brave

5 days ago by OriginEnergySux to c/lemmyshitpost

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MintyFresh 29 points 5 days ago

Being an over the road trucker has cured me of all poop shyness and public toilet squeamishness. Dump out in the company of some of the foulest humans to ever grace these American byways. Kinda cathartic in a fucked up sorta way.

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gravitas_deficiency 20 points 5 days ago

Make eye contact. Aggressively.

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NatakuNox 12 points 5 days ago

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NatakuNox 15 points 5 days ago

I do better with an audience.

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SubArcticTundra 4 points 5 days ago

No performance anxiety then?

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NatakuNox 4 points 5 days ago

Lack of performance anxiety

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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AzuraTheSpellkissed 12 points 5 days ago

Maybe this is just a door with a mosaic mirror, and OP is a vampire.

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OriginEnergySux 11 points 5 days ago

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CIA_chatbot 11 points 5 days ago

Jesus, I’ve literally had nightmares like this

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RaoulDuke25 4 points 5 days ago

My nightmares are missing doors and stalls.

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CapuccinoCoretto 10 points 5 days ago

Look at the brave one here, closing the door and risking their clean air supply. If I've had any dairy in the last 4 days, I always leave the door open.

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ryannathans 5 points 5 days ago

Do you not have an exhaust fan in the shitter

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CapuccinoCoretto 6 points 5 days ago

I am the exhaust fan in the shitter.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 4 days ago

dude just light a candle

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wjrii 8 points 5 days ago

Poop where you need to poop,

And let the turds fall out.

Honestly, I wanna see you be brave

With where you have to stay,

And let the poo fall out.

Honestly, I wanna see you be brave!

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tanisnikana 7 points 5 days ago

First, I'd hang a long drapey sweater over the window so no one can see, then I'd drop trou, sit down, and unleash something that sounds like The Board from Control for five minutes straight, rattling windows and evacuating departments, then wipe, flush, wash hands, put my sweater back on, and leave.

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SubArcticTundra 3 points 5 days ago

'Flush' easier said than done

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 4 days ago

they said flush not successfully flush

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theuniqueone 5 points 5 days ago

Prison or mental hospital?

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rockSlayer 6 points 5 days ago

At the very least, it's unlikely to be for facilities that treat mental health crises and conditions. I was checked into the ER for a mental health crisis and was in a mental health facility for a week. I was walked to a padded cell at 2am one night. No toilets were like this in any part.

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kaykay 4 points 4 days ago

I'm just gonna turn looking into everybody else's problem

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JustPlainDave 3 points 5 days ago

You gotta stare directly at the window while pooping, preferably with an erection. That way nobody will look for very long.

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sundray 1 point 5 days ago

Noooo, I'm shy!

... but I'll do it anyway 😑

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Jerb322 1 point 5 days ago

No problem. I stand to pee and only shit at home.

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QuietGenesis 1 point 4 days ago

What a shitty design 😎

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UnrepententProcrastinator 2 points 4 days ago

Might be a stall and the window is so you don't push into someone coming out

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roboflop 1 point 4 days ago

It's the only way I can go now

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mean_elf 1 point 4 days ago

Just turn round on that mofo and then it's only you in this world 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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LocalAreaMan -3 points 5 days ago

I would make the most intense eye contact toward anyone daring to darken my doorstep.

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