Clown prostate exam

3 days ago by America to c/comicstrips

A clown lays prone upon an examination table. A doctor stands behind them, explaining "Time for your yearly clown prostate exam!"
"Good, good coloring" he says as he pulls a multicolored string of flags from the clown's rectum.
The doctor's face shifts to concern as they continue to pull, all of the flags now red.
The doctor's eyebrows burrow as the flags continue to come out crimson.

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hakunawazo 87 points 3 days ago

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SatansMaggotyCumFart 44 points 3 days ago

Literally every man’s dream to have Heather Graham pull a fifty foot anal bead out of them and play a little tennis.

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zip 17 points 3 days ago

It's not just men with that dream, I assure you!

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FauxLiving 12 points 3 days ago

Now I know what to get grandpa for Christmas

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crazycraw 43 points 3 days ago

I think his exam yielded a few red flags.

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CalypsoGirl 15 points 2 days ago

The doctor's eyebrows burrow

*furrow. The word is furrow. Eyebrows are not the noun or the act of digging into the ground for shelter (burrow).

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Gullible 5 points 2 days ago

Dude, autocorrect changes things like 7 seconds after I've typed them. You're lucky that this is intelligible

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CalypsoGirl 4 points 2 days ago

I hear you. I hate when autocorrect does that. Does it to me all the time too. I proofread everything before clicking submit.

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one_knight_scripting 4 points 2 days ago

Imma be honest, I don't. I always remember to proofread immediately AFTER clicking submit... So I send a ton of shitty messages with immediate corrections.

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Leviathan 1 point 2 days ago

I appreciate you.

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BlueberryWalnut 8 points 3 days ago

Oh lawd you shared with me the origin of 90s mage. Godesnd tysm

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Bougie_Birdie 6 points 3 days ago

If there's something funnier than a sad clown, I haven't seen it

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Gaja0 4 points 3 days ago

I'm stupid. It's not a weird pointing, elongated clown dick. It's a table.

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