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3 days ago by Mustachius_Grumpius to c/shitposting

Elon Musk, you pretentious bald fuck with a micro-penis and god complex—you blew $44B on X to stroke your fragile ego after endless ratioings. Your Teslas are flaming deathtraps, SpaceX rockets are pricey fireworks, Neuralink fries brains, and your Mars fantasy is cult bait. You breed kids like a stray dog but can't hold a wife 'cause you're a narcissistic shithead. Suck a bag of dicks and fuck off to your red planet.

crenquis 27 points 3 days ago

Stating objective facts isn't really a roast...

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qarbone 3 points 3 days ago

Roasts are supposed to be funny, as funny as they are insulting. Plainly listing someone's true‐to-life traits and failures has never been a good roast.

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bizarroland 2 points 3 days ago

It is when you're the kind of person that nobody around you will ever tell you the truth because they're too afraid of losing out on the money you have access to.

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Snowclone 9 points 3 days ago

little toothless honestly.

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gibmiser 6 points 3 days ago

Oooo eat a bag of dicks is an oldie but a goodie

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SpaceNoodle 4 points 3 days ago

It's a daily driver in Seattle.

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terranoid 4 points 3 days ago

Don't make me like Grok

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siravious 2 points 3 days ago

Now do the orange asshole

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fox2263 1 point 3 days ago

I miss Kim Dotcom.

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