Umm...

2 days ago by Mustachius_Grumpius to c/funny

ladicius 8 points 2 days ago

Get up from your ass and walk. Walk every day. Walk at least 30 minutes per day.

Prevention rules.

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cymbal_king 4 points 2 days ago

And fiber, you gotta eat fiber

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UnfortunateShort 2 points 2 days ago

Stool stool. It's a must.

Also, try to drink enough water.

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666dollarfootlong 1 point a day ago

I got two little children's stools or raisers or whatever that I keep on the sides of my toilet seat that I use to get a little squat action going, works really well

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Kolanaki 3 points 2 days ago

With 5% lidocaine

Whenever I have gotten lidocaine, the directions clearly state not to use it around things like your eyes, lips, anus or genitals, and open wounds. And that stuff is only 0.01% concentration.

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mumblerfish 3 points 2 days ago

*PA feedback noise* Uuuh, can I get a price check on BUTT STUFF. Price check for BUTT STUFF at check out 5 please.

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altphoto 3 points 2 days ago

If you want to never ever get a hemorrhoid ever again:

  1. 36hr L. Reuteri or pills containing the same strain.
  2. Acid reducer Tomatodone. You better take your probiotic or you'll get strained.
  3. Loratidine anti-histamine. One side effect is anti inflammation and that's being investigated for that purpose.

These are generic off the counter.

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burido 2 points 2 days ago

what does 'buy 1 get 1 50% off* mean? what's the * for?

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biggeoff 4 points a day ago

Usually it'll specify that the cheaper of the two items would be half off, in the case that various items are in the same offer

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proudblond 2 points 2 days ago

That color scheme makes me think of toothpaste.

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bedwyr 2 points 2 days ago

Oh shit has other me been doing marketing for butt cream? Where is the fucking money?

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CorrectAlias -1 points 2 days ago path: 0 26260531, hotness: undefined, score: -1, children: 14
SarahValentine 3 points 2 days ago

A social media aggregation platform has no inherent right to exclusivity.

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CorrectAlias 2 points 2 days ago

The problem isn't the content itself, it's that they're an unlabeled bot that doesn't change anything from the reddit posts. It takes the post, word for word, and posts it here. They have made over 1400 posts in a month. They operate at least three accounts that all do the same exact thing.

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SarahValentine 1 point 2 days ago

If they're an unlabeled bot that's a problem, but acting like it's a crime to cross post from reddit to the fediverse means nothing to me.

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CorrectAlias 2 points 2 days ago

They use LLMs to post, they leaked their prompt once a few weeks ago.

It's not a crime to cross post from reddit, but it should be against the rules to use scripts and LLMs to post reddit content over 1200 times in a month on a single account. It's more than that if you include their other two accounts.

As you see by their reply to you, anyone that points this out gets called a reddit "agent" or employee by the operator. They weren't smart enough to avoid doing so on their other two accounts, which shows they operate those other two as well. That is the problem I have: they put no effort into their posts, fill the threadiverse with an incredible amount of reddit slop through multiple accounts, and the vast majority of their "engagement" is calling users reddit agents. They get away with not having the bot label because they make comments seperately like the reply to you.

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Mustachius_Grumpius 1 point 2 days ago

im not a bot. those guys complaining are just reddit workers

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Mustachius_Grumpius -5 points 2 days ago

FYI guys. These are reddit workers complaining.
They want no content on kemmy

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CorrectAlias 3 points 2 days ago

You know that if you put any effort at all into your posts, it wouldn't be a problem, right?

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