Diving face first into the grand canyon

By finishing the introduction then 3 to 5 paragraphs

The ouiji board community

Haven't yet, won't be able to answer when I do

By error only. No trial.

a rounding error

I was excluded so I secluded and concluded.

Via both gentle and vigorous stroking, and with lube

Jumping of course

With a step stool. It was on a high shelf.

In the library, with the candlestick.

I walk and extend my hand

tired and a little hungry

By not reading very carefully, so of course it wouldn't make sense

After fleeing the snake infested grasslands, we found ourselves in the jungle, where we were severely eaten by tigers.